gross

Look, it's hard to find a Star Wars fan who's a virgin, okay?

Midichlorians! Finally, this whole "Force" business makes sense!

So Sutherland was a member of the "Best Friends Gang" all along!

I'm going to imagine you said that as "oosa"

The Skull Islanders built a giant wall and it didn't do nothing! What makes your plan so different?

Nossir, I buy my giant robot movie tickets for the LaBeoufs

Have you seen those Dothraki dudes? They can get it. Everybody on that show can get it. - Donna Meagle

Now, here are some results from our twitter poll: 89% of people believe Google is guilty. Of course, this is just an internet poll, which is not legally binding. Unless proposition 304 passes, and we all pray it will.

Applause!? You know your lease specifies you have to pay in Trebek's condescending remarks!

I've never seen a monologue with so many syllogisms!

They should just go with the "Maroon Epidermises" - everyone wins!

Chocobot 1: *Gasp* My energy matrix is failing!
Chocobot 2: Here - these Duracell batteries will not only get you to full power, but make that power last!

If Wookiepedia (and certainly not rule 34) taught me anything, it's that Hutts are hermaphrodites.

He (technically) participated in child-labor!

Everyone talks about the Trek Wars. But no one remembers the Trebek Wars. #fivemillionliveslost #neverforget

Imaginations? You, sir, do not know the internet. Bear x DiCaprio is happening!

Just curious, do any characters in this show ever scream, "OUTLANDAH!!!" ?

Swinging? What are you, out of your mind? Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not…

Hopefully making Jaden Secretary of the Treasury will work out just as well as casting Jaden in his movies.