Should win every year....

Wanna bet?

You are AGAINST the best thing in sports? What is WRONG with you?

Typical Sharapova training camp

Whenever I hear that someone is facing a “tribunal,” I always assume that person just did a CRAZY amount of ethnic cleansing.

The heat of this take would incinerate any impressionable young children anyway, so you might as well just go ahead and spell out the naughty word.

This is true.

This guy is going to shit his pants when he finds out Iran has farmers too.

In true Masshole form, I say: SUCK IT!

Those famous Soviet elections

Calling out internet strangers on the language they use is a waste of time.

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):