Something something hockey something something breaks both legs, finishes shift

Born in ‘81 btw.

Tiananmen Square.

Good luck trying to get Dave Marsh to buy everyone a beer for something he wrote 37 years ago.

I doubt the gorilla was being malicious (whether they even have the capability for malice is “above my pay grade,” forgive me for trotting that one out but it’s true), but it was undeniably a hazardous situation for the child. I have yet to read anything that sways me beyond the conclusion that what happened was very…

This cries out for a Pardon My Take meme.

Easy with the hot takez there, killer.

Ok, here’s some content.

Odor, said Odor.

It’s been done:

Pretty amazing, but in my opinion it does not dethrone the reigning champion (thanks to Samer for sharing this during another Schilling meme celebration a few months back):

It will actually be a diatribe against soccer.

Younger hot-takers, whose employment opportunities may not be guaranteed, could indeed be easily scared off by the specter of Twitter controversies. However the established, tenured sports fire-breathers tend to not give a shit, and even relish being hated as part of the shtick. If they cross into something overtly…

Cowherd might be a tool, but that clip is not a hot take. There’s no exercise of presumed moral superiority over the subject - a hot take would be “Lebron is the real MVP, and Curry is bad for basketball.” The idea of simply dismissing any opinion that goes against the grain as being a hot take annoys the hell out of…

“you don’t have to like them. they’re already doing 300 times better than you are.”

Nice job sticking it to the white man based on a hypothetical reaction that no one has even had. Jesus. You sure are woke, bro! You’re bound to get into the clubhouse now!