Tiger Woods has really fallen off

More importantly, why is he wearing a hat?

(Sam Bradford rests in whirlpool after grueling workout)

how did this not mention the oldest trick in the book? order a pizza [from a local place, not a chain], and if the delivery guy/girl looks like the type tip them well and ask for a number

The $14 an hour job threw me off.

Trent Richardson has serious doubts about the Colts' offense

That means he likes you, you idiot. Can't you take a sign? This is 6th grade all over again.

Too many bumps and you'll find yourself out of the league. Just ask Lamar Odom.

Unfortunately, the Jets were actually trying to acquire the linebacker from the Broncos.

portly Bulls fan

I like imaging that they are scrambling for a folding chair hidden under the court to blindside over an opposing players head.

He was kinda the original Muscle Hamster, really.

But he was such a blast to watch—getting around, and underneath potential tacklers, and sometimes going straight through them thanks to his ridiculous build and unfair center of gravity.

The ultimate power: make a man hurt so bad he sounds like McLovin.

The rib cage is an arrangement of bones.

Looks like he's got some decent range on that thing.

...as if millions of performance-based bonus dollars suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

oh i think he can identify it

Meanwhile, LeSean McCoy is awakened from his nap by a nightmarish sense of foreboding that he just can't identify.

Are these Josh Smith 3-pointer jokes really still going on in March 2015? Since going to Houston, Smith has been a very respectable 33% from behind the arc, which actually ties his all-time best for a season in his lengthy career. You gotta get with the times, man.