Gotta admire the long-con.

Not a Duke fan at all, I actually don't care for Duke, just appreciate good basketball and good coaches... Oh yea i forgot everyone's supposed to suck the author's dick. My bad forgot about that.

You just support chaos.

My idea: after the two point conversion, a team can kick a 60-yard PAT for another two points, but it's double or nothing. Make it? You get your 10 points. Miss? Back down to six.

After fumbling and stating he weighed 530 pounds, LenDale White was arrested for DUI and false identification.

Thanks linking the photographers website. Found more pictures from Vegas To Reno and finally found the picture I was looking for. I knew I gave at least 1 photographer a thumbs up as a rode by.

Personally, I would vote for the one of Alison Williams getting her ass eaten.

I feel like this .gif should headline every post regardless of content. There is something about it that just transcends deadspin

The answer to 'could college team beat awful pro team' is not going to change no matter how many times people ask.

As in he doesn't fuck, or at some point he'll expand to Andy Reid size and then divide into two Chips?

This better be lighting and not a John Waters 'stache.

as someone without children that grew up playing baseball there is nothing better than a medium-worn baseball. The second I have one in my hand it's like a door opens up in my mind and suddenly everything smells like freshly cut grass and lineament. Then right as that image starts to fade you smell the ball itself.…

You obviously aren't a Labrador Retriever.

I think a few too many people do not have fond memories of dodge balls so those would probably be ranked low.

I went to a real college with a real athletic program and Domino's took the meal the plan. Open 24 hours a day 365 days a year. Not the best food but you're def. not going to bed hungry.

Worse than that, she's going to have the residual taste of Chloraseptic, stuffed crust pizza, and Jim Boeheim's ass on her mouth for hours.

"Whatever works."

I dont't think he meant to reach her handlebars. I think he was trying to reach down under.