I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.

When I was in school, at one point I made use of my university's counseling center for several months during a personal crisis. I'm fucking horrified to find out that any records of my time there could be accessed like this, and had I known it wasn't covered under HIPAA I would have likely never made use of it in the…

Not just hit anything, but hit anything well. He would go after pitches most would not, but he was far from an undisciplined free swinger, with a career slash line of .319/.379/.553, with a BB:K ratio not too far from 1:1 (and under 1,000 Ks for his career). His swing had more coverage than just about anyone and still…

I totally thought Byron Scott and Brian Shaw were the same person.

In related news, Jozy Altidore was arrested for playing like 15-year old girl.

Or staging NBA Jam tournaments

Harvard by way of Notre Dame?

"He has a very particular set of skills. If you troll his daughter he will look you up. He will dox you. And he WILL ruin your reputation on Google. This march, Curt Schilling is TAKEN ABACK"

Classic Tyler!

Garnett?! Nobody is scared of KG. It's why he picks on small Euro players. I know you're making a joke, but Garnett is not scary.

Depends, if you are over 240 pounds, KG is near the bottom.

Underrated note to this story: A Sports Center anchor gave himself a better nickname than Nick Young did.

Did he just threaten a guy who reads jokes off a telepromter?

I would have expected a worse reaction from a Joffrey.

"Like, generations of Azaleas' souls will be burning from this one."

NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND!

Four wheels and a roll cage.

Face-first into a big ball of snow and possible facial injuries...a woman after Tony Montana's heart.

wonderful. almost missed it.

He's really having a Banner year.