I mean, yeah, but at least the NCAA gave back all of Joe Paterno's wins, so it's not like they're OGRES.

That was close. One of the poors almost had a chance at life, glad we stopped that before he got other poors thinking that they could succeed too.

As a current Chicago resident - a member a wonderful city currently being haunted by both the witch who hexed Derrick Rose's paper knee and a brutal cold spell - I can say that I got out of bed and greeted the day with the same flinty stoicism and mega-sized joint that I do every day.

It's hilarious to imagine some mild-mannered accountant waiting in the wings, half-dreading and half-begging for the scenario for where he has to save the integrity of the Oscars in front of tens of millions of people.

Call me cynical, but killing that dog probably prevented old Michael there from getting his own heart ripped out that day.

Keep it in a giant pile with the rest of the crap she gives you. In like three years, bring out the box o' crap and suggest that she make a scrapbook with all the stuff you've curated over the years. You look like a nice sensitive guy and all you had to do was resist the urge to trash some stupid card.

Re: Reading the wrong winner's name by accident or on purpose, the Academy has said that if someone did that, an accountant would immediately come out and announce the real winner. They explained that when clarifying that Jack Palance did read Marisa Tomei's name correctly.

Shouldn't this have been filed to Adequate Quarterback?

He's no Michael Jordan Jr.

Hey, what's the creepiest quote you could imagine from a man accused of rape?

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

Sabermetrictians and dietitians argue deep into the night on merging cholesterol levels with WAR.

"Sabathia says he'll be stronger if his body returns to its salad days."

Maybe play it somewhere it could be filled with snow?

I just checked the Google. She is still hot

Not to mention that there's no proof he even laid a hand on her. This is not a conviction of guilt, it's a judge saying his girlfriends story was the better one. Unfortunately no on cares anymore about the "innocent until proven guilty" thing these days. It's just about how badly you can slander the other person. If I…

that's what i dont like about this. the judge didn't render a fucking verdict, and they're suspending him anyway. Indefinitely.

I'm actually concerned that the camry stock cars are grounded to the ground. There's no way that conforms to NASCAR regulations.

we don't know anything other than that the "family courts counselor" said that he thinks he probably did it. thats not a conviction of guilt and really has no bearing in a legal hearing which this was not, nor was the hearing regarding the protective order. it was a civil hearing and it it means almost nothing other…

......violated both rules regarding "actions detrimental to stock car racing"......