There are undiscovered mountains made of pure diamonds in unexplored galaxies that are not as majestic as that short lazy footballer's beard.

Billy how do I get in touch with you? I worked with Travis at Epic and have a lot of info you need to hear

so, do you like Beck?

When Harden left they blocked him 7 times while he went 3-17 the first game they played each other. Meanwhile KD scored 37 while James tried to guard him and they still liked him.

"I was a partner at one of the best trial firms in the country. I had interesting clients with challenging problems. I was on "top lawyer" lists. I was making obscene amounts of money."

Maybe you shouldn't have gone to such a crappy law school.

You're like the guy version of Burneko.

Hey was your law job high profile? Lucrative?

So step #1 is make lots of money for 18 years and save up? Got it, very helpful.

Reasonable Doubt, yo

This is an amazing feat, considering magic has been banned outright in Alabama.

The ant would fall apart at that size scale. There's a reason exoskeletons aren't seen on creatures larger than a small bird, and that reason is physics.

That Pitbull/pitbull Q&A was top shelf. Hats off to VGS.

Even more fucked up is I had to sit there till 5 am talking to the cops and drinking cokes with a bunch of grumpy strippers.

Wow. That is a badass story dude.

One night in 1998 I was at a strip club in Houston called Gigis Cabaret (Anna Nicole started there). I was having a drink when a waitress came up and, seeing the motorcycle helmet on the chair, asked if my bike was outside. I said yes and she said someone had "knocked it over". I ran out just in time to see the…

I LOL'd. "We wanted to know what America would do, I so ran my brand-new car into the back of a minivan last week."

These "What Would You Do?" episodes have gotten way over the top

Hey everyone! It's time to FORG1V3!

It's called "The Funbag."