“I’m Jim Farely.”

“Sir, you look like a man who knows a thing or two about Fords”

of course we do.  x gonna give it to ya.  

Elon, that you? 

She did a terrible thing. Instead of apologizing and trying to better herself, she continues to deny her terrible actions. That makes her terrible.

Gee, who knew looking like you had a loaded diaper would be a bad look?

Know what else hurts innocent people? Giving them false medical tests. 

Demonizing immigrants because of the actions of one rapist would be like me labelling all white Italian women as “cunts” because of the actions of one deranged right-wing politician.

I figure the cops or the district attorney’s office needed it confirmed they all knew Peter Bernando Spencer was Black before they killed him, or the correct spelling of the shooter’s names for the commendation awards.

If I’m in a cult they’re going to have some decent looking shirts ffs.

Waking up one morning and finding out I’m an old fool. My greatest fear.

“I had a black friend.”

It’s baffling how Family Guy is still able to consistently make the most blatantly stereotypical racist and sexist jokes on prime time TV in 2021. At one point they may have been able to claim they were being meta and calling out that kind of humor but that was 15+ years ago now. 

While they laugh all the way to the bank and call us all “suckers” behind closed doors. 

This would mean a whole lot more if he wasn’t already rich as shit and for all intents and purposes retired. Sigh.

Let me get this out of the way cuz I know someone’s thinking it “Some of you just can’t be happy”

Agreed, this Murica nothing to see here

There are no “good billionaires”

a harmless Mr. Rogers type who just happened to also be a billionaire tycoon.

That’s definitely his rehabbed image. In the 90s he was viewed as being much more “ruthless businessman" but he paid a lot of money for the Mr. Rogers image.