Guys. Guys? Guys.

I was really afraid it would get destroyed, so this is great. Trump will probably take a shit in it, though, and turn it into a helipad once he becomes president.

I’m with you. Or if I do put on lipstick once a month that is anything more than a bronzy neutral gloss, they’re like “whoa! You’re fancy today!” I have had huge lips all my life...I like them and all, but me doing color on them is the definition of self-conscious.

The “no makeup” look is fine, but it’s not a “look” nor is it a movement. It’s just your face.

I know makeup because I love it. So I don’t have to squint to detect a full, complete face of makeup.

Because women are praised most unreservedly for artifice or acts of achieving artifice—even though men have their own standards of vanity, beauty, and peacocking plumage—and the best sort is “effortless” or “natural,” either the result of great affluence or creepy eugenics or the illusion of both.

The “no makeup” look is fine, but it’s not a “look” nor is it a movement. It’s just your face.

I don’t wear make-up and people don’t think I’m brave or cool or edgy. They do frequently comment on how tired I look.

This is not Kim’s fault. You should be able to do whatever you want to do online without some asspieces breaking into your apartment and holding you at fucking gunpoint.

Yeah, rich people problems is “What type of champagne should I serve at the party?”. This was an actual ordeal.

not a single person deserves the kind of treatment she received

That’s not an asshole opinion, it’s kinda skeevy. If they stay together a long time though, I feel it becomes less so. Like, each year there’s a diminishing skeeviness return. Because in that case, obviously there were solid internal reasons for the decision, it wasn’t just a whim or flakiness or inconstancy.

Yes and you’re an asshole for it.

I blame the influx of Gawker people. Can’t they just fuck off to Gizmodo and have a circle jerk amongst themselves?

Had to scroll wayyy too far to find someone saying this.

I think it is the discretion>security explanation. Seems like the type of people who want to stay there specifically appreciate not having to worry that some underling will leak pictures or video or whatever to the internet.

Damn, some of these comments about the robbery are just vile. Insurance scam! She deserved it! Did you see the publicity surrounding her return to New York?!?!

Holy shit, some Jezzies have some serious hate in them! Kim K must have murdered your whole families or something...

Seems reasonable especially when it’s a marriage being ended to begin a new one, since presumably most marriages involve promises of forever and growing old together. The heart wants what the heart wants, they say, but it still seems like an asshole move to leave your husband like that. And we all talk MAJOR shit when…

With Morelli, I am glad that her new relationship is working out, but I’m always a little wary when people end relationships specifically to be with someone else. Something about it just seems skeevy.