This is about the most shallow thought you could have after reading this article, but so help me it was literally the first thing that popped in my head after scrolling down:

Mean Girls....Mean Girls......ummmmmmmm

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! The worst Christmas song is “Christmas Shoes”.

Some do, some don’t. There have been a few lawsuits from local farmers who’s land was taken away via eminent domain. They didn’t want to sell and feel that they were being unfairly compensated.

We stand. We stay. The black snake is not dead.

I hope this is the beginning of our civil rights movement. Especially with Trump coming into power, we need to band together.

Kimmie Gibler is the only normal one.

Hey, for all you know, she’s leaving The View so that she can do the fucking. Don’t impose heteronormative kinkshaming on her! 

I know absolutely nothing about Tiffany Trump aside from the fact that they treat her like she’s Jan Brady or Meg Griffon. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if she’s the only one of them that is sane and didn’t vote for that rotting orange husk.

I feel actively bad for Tiffany.

Why do I get the strange feeling that Tiffany Trump did not vote for dear ol’ orange dad?

This Vergara/Loeb story is so vile. This dude is so gross. Naming those embryos is such a dick move and grossly manipulative. All this time that asshole could have gone and knocked up like 15 other women, but he’s doing all this just to get back at her.

Is it a weird thing to name your car?

we have a coworker who is a wonderful, wonderful woman. she’s beautiful, kind, caring, thoughtful, and sweet as all get out.

There’s a famous quote by Orson Welles to one of his female co-stars during a sex-scene filming:

“Please forgive me if I get excited...
(looks around at the 15 people on the crew staring at them in bed)
and, um, please forgive me if I don’t.”

hahaha yeah his whole “I have a wife I’m not this guy” thing was weird.

I thought she was the one putting on a good face while Jamie Dornan was literally bashing the movie he starred in by choice on the red carpet like he had NO idea what the source material was.

Looking forward to seeing how this ties in to the new Universal Monster Universe.