What if Ryan and Blake name their baby “Brangelina?” That would make things awkward somewhere.

Take them to a shoe repair place and have them replace the innards (liner). They’ll polish those beauties for you too.

I don’t even think she is coming off badly. It seems like she’s trying to protect herself, which makes sense given that the tabloids are out for blood. It also seems that she’s not trying to be overly punitive by pressing charges.

A+ for that Rowan guess

Too much of a proper common title for me.

I’ve always been a fan of the “mister”.

Oh thank goodness Taylor Swift visited this baby, just to make sure we heard about it. What good works this woman does.

Please stop referring a woman who sleeps with a man who is married as a “mistress.” There isn’t an equivalency for men; it’s an offensive and sexist word.

Slap this against your hip with each step.

take them to a cobbler, wont cost much dough, everything will be peachy.

Another one saying take them to a shoe repair joint. It won’t be expensive and they’ll know what to do. Common problem.

We should not fear farts. We should embrace them. Love your shoes for what they are.

My problem is more with the terrible quality if that is a real still from the (at least partially) finished movie.

If we’re going to play this game, I’d actually put Will with Toby. Will had just enough of that IDGAF attitude to make sparks with Toby, whereas Sam was always so sweet and earnest.

JUST YELL REALLY LOUDLY WITH EACH STEP

Listen, she spends an entire song going on and on about how boring and provincial everyone in her town is.

yeah but he didn’t kidnap a girl and keep her locked up until she fell in love with him.

You guys. I figured out why I love Beast so much. He’s basically Toby Ziegler. Mean and sad and hairy in all the wrong places, but smart as fuck and a genuinely good and lovable person underneath all those layers and layers and layers of baggage. Why is that combination of brokenness and goodness so attractive? New…

Oh.

There is a lot wrong with the original. You’re right though, they should just leave it in the past where it belongs.