Someone I know uses some variation of the question as the answer - like “What was the name of your first dog” answ: firstdog; as long as you are consistent on how you parse the question, you will always have the answer built into the question. I usually get the 1st dog I owned mixed up with the 2nd dog - easy to since…

Doesn’t really matter.  If you ever need a transfusion you will be typed and crossed, even if you got a transfusion at the same place the week before.  They won’t take your word for it.

I never really listened to NPR on the radio much but I am pretty sure I am not the only one avidly reading the hell out of their website during the pandemic. They are everything you’d want in a news outlet, just good steady, factual reporting without sensationalist click bait or fluffed up non-news items. 

I offer simply this as my counter statement:

Cow Tools.

In 2020, I would have guessed that a movie titled The Burnt Orange Heresy would have been something completely different.

It was a winner when it was introduced, and it goes out the same way, gracefully, and in great style.

The only way that this story could be topped is if there are two fathers!

This sounds fine. I’ve found every hot item I’ve had from Starbucks tastes “microwaved with care.”

“Fastest growing” is always going to be a loaded measure. If I go from one restaurant to two, I have 100% growth in locations, even if my sales don;t change and are now split between two sites I can still advertise about my industry leading growth. It is useful for some things, much less useful for others.

So - when are we starting a scooter gang called the Turtle Kings?

First, we call upon President Trump...

Yeah. The long, awkward, pause said a lot, but it’ll go right over Trump’s head.

It’s possible to eat outdoors in the summer? Just wondering. - Love, Phoenix

Nice, I know where you mean. We’re in Lafayette, so that’s the one I usually stop by. We’re moving to Evergreen soon, so I’m not sure what I’m going to do then! It’ll have to be a special treat, as opposed to a spontaneous (near weekly!) dinner when we’re feeling lazy and gluttonous.

I don’t disagree and I think that is part of the reason why the virus disproportionately affects the poor and minorities. But I also think there is a difference between going to work as an essential employee or living in close quarters with an extended family and attending a protest and standing shoulder to shoulder…

I’m 100% with you on Good Times. I don’t know if I just have really good luck or happen to go there at really weird times, but my wild fries are almost always too hot to eat. Good and fresh, and the frozen custard is pretty tasty, too. I always take my out of town friends there for a quick bite. 

As an 80s child I was raised in malls.  Now I order stuff from Amazon like it's a digital Sears catalog.  How the mighty have fallen.

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