They’re parked on the lot right next to the $35k Tesla Model 3s.

How did you find a photo of future Andrew? And where’s the Scout?

That car is blasted to hell and back. Scratched trim, scratched tail lights, what a mess. It really makes that mass of plastic they used for a tail light look like trash in the close up.

“They don’t say, ‘I drive a Cadillac,’ they say, ‘I drive an Escalade people to and from the airport for a living’”

No rust. See, I told you the TruCoat worked!

It is the 2027 Frontier, maybe 2037, hard to tell.

Hyundai took the perfectly cromulent AD Elantra, which had an understated, modest handsomeness for ‘17-’18... and fucklifted (new term, I just coined it) it for ‘19-’20. Not so bad in the bad, but AWFUL on the front. None of the lines make sense, and all the angles on the front clash with the original bodywork of…

Sounds like you could be my counterpart! My vehicles are like me, nothing much to look at, not super clean, but they are reliable, and do their job well.

Im to afraid to do anything other than change the spark plugs and filters, but love washing the fuck out of my car, or my friends cars, or my families cars. Scrubbing floormats, waxing and polishing, and cleaning gunk off the arm rests, and bringing foggy glass back to clear. The older the car, the more fun and the…

Wasn’t Dodge owned by Daimler when that Ram was built?

Preach that all you want - in practice it never happens.

Their website says they had 15 of 4Cs at their McKinney location. Go by on Monday and you could watch them being repossessed, apparently.

The only good Fiat dealership is a permanently closed Fiat dealership.

I was thinking the exact opposite.

Don’t forget people still buy RC Coupes and IS200ts for that money.

You are also getting insurance, delivery to your home and it appears all of the models are very well optioned.

They died of old age.  That is probably why Cadillac canceled the program.

There isn’t a single Cadillac I’d pay $1,800 a month for.

Lease BMW’s instead?

Makes Volvo’s $600-800 subscription plans seem like a bargain