Not joking, you need to remove the front bumper on a lot of late model GM vehicles to replace headlight bulbs. 

Mine is definitely not the typical Jalop choice but I liked Suburbans from a young age and when they unveiled the GMT 800 z71 concept I was smitten.

Ymmv. First time i rented a car i scratched the back bumper fairly noticeably. As i filed the paperwork to return it a rental agent burst in and shouted " were you the one who fucked up my car?" I sheepishly told him and he laughed and said "im just kidding man its fine". I didnt even have the extended rental insurance

You're not kidding.  It must be fantastic to go through life assuming no responsibility for anything bad that happens.

Yeah. If you rent a car, this is going on your insurance, or on the policy you paid extra for. Maybe she means she would only be on the hook for the deductible and they will take care of the logistics of the repair?

“if I was renting a car the rental agency would fix it”

You guys are making a _huge_ bet on something, which I think is full-fleet hybrid design, and I wish you the best of luck with the completely new chassis setup it requires, since you’ll be massively renovating all these factories.

You’d think if everyone was only 7 millimeters, traffic would be much less of a concern.

“I have an M5*cough*...fiftyi*cough*

Because “I have an M5" sounds cooler than “I have an M550i xDrive” and sometimes that’s all that matters in this segment.

Buick screwed them self. They should of just built this.

I stopped caring about each new Agera around the time they did the 1:one. After that point, I mentally consolidate all Agera news the same way I had to put all those Zondas together after they were like “Ok, this is really the last one. LOL JK” every other fuckin’ week. After a while all these super mega extra special…

They should probably offer it with a vinyl graphic across the bottom of the doors

Easy there, big fella. And have you ever *driven* a BMW i3? 1250 kg, instant torque, RWD, compact platform make it a terrific city car. 

You: Wow, Chevy really screwed up the legacy of the Blazer by making into something completely different.

It’s not like VW hasn’t thought of it before. Jalopnik even did an article on it:

“It better look like a beetle and not some deformed fucking blob thing.“

Is this an actual problem that people have?Assuming you don’t have sharp-ass talons on your fingers, how is it even physically possible for a human fingernail to scratch a car’s paint?

Nah. An all-electric 911 will retain its shape due to marketing, if nothing else. The shape is iconic at this point. They can even do one, large, center mounted rear motor, if that helps people.

Mack is a summer intern. Be glad he posted 911 content on the right Kinja page.