“Yes, you can leave your shoes on. Now just follow me on the blue line to radiology."

So is the idea to dress like a child laborer in an undeveloped nation? Like, in solidarity?

You know what? He has a better ass than I would have ever imagined. That said, I have never once thought to myself “I wonder what Danny DeVito’s ass is like.”

I’m with you. These styles make people appear to be indentured servants, inmates of asylums, or refugees from a country where women can only afford shirts made for extremely tall men.

Her face, tho! “Da fuq they got me wearing?”

It just screams “I have no interest in anyone fucking me!”

Speaking of, her breast implants also have a hidden back zipper, hit above the knee, and are dry clean only. Are they at least American-made???

Ive read that having clothing that doesn’t quite fit/isn’t flawless is part of the “connect to the common man” strategy. That’s why Ted Cruz always looks like he got dressed in the dark

So you wear a lot of beach cover-ups to work, huh?

I have not birthed 2 children and also love this shit. So roomy! Much space! Very burritos!

My thoughts exactly. Hospital gown.

This is what they make you wear in Russian prison.

It’s like Scandinavia in February, personified.

That is some “just finished my de-lousing” chic.

“Wear this, you can tell from the low quality that it was assembled by an American who is voting for Trump.”

Those sleeves. The hair. The shoes! This is the saddest outfit on the saddest model in the land.

The shoes are what really make that outfit.

True story. Mr. Chienfou hates reality shows. I don’t think he’s ever watched one episode of any except the first season of The Apprentice (not celebrity, the real one.) Mostly when it comes to tv he watches sports, Colbert, and Charlie Rose. So the other day I had to take him to one of those urgent care clinics for…

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If I was trying to sell a house I’d put my dog in all the photos. Tell me this face wouldn’t make you want to buy: