Talk like a pirate day is better.

Lol!

Perhaps the Waterbury drug dealers (I’m looking at you, Shifty) focus on the Maine market because of the intense price competition in Bridgeport. If you have to compete with priests for meth customers, time to find a new corner.

Amanda Bynes? Are you okay???

It might be crashing due to your tears.

Why shouldn’t other people register their displeasure with you registering your displeasure?

Nice try. But I preferred the whining from the lady who complained about Expedia.

Or you could, you know, just skip the story and move on with your life if the content doesn’t interest you.

I am fresh off a 2 day business trip and about to leave for another one on Monday... I need to remember to thank my husband for putting our son to bed since he is not Biblically mandated to do so! Thanks for the tip! :)

Allow me to calleth bullshit on these lines: “I am not happy to write this kind of essay. Not at all. I do not like to do it.”

KELLY. Shiplap, overplayed, okay, whatever. I love home renovation shows so much, I can overlook it as a charming quirk. BUT YOU’RE MISSING THE BEST PART. As I recently discovered, Chip and Joanna are apparently super serious Christians, which explains all the kids and the farm sort of and the vague gender-roles-y…

shiplap is the new subway tile

Yes. I am arguing she is less exciting than a guy who got into spats with his staff over which side of his toast he wanted buttered (true story).

What you are missing about the “stars” is that if you earn enough “stars” the Clinton administration will approve you buying 20% of U.S. uranium reserves or maybe OK a purchase of Boeing F-15E Strike Eagle fighter jets

I think it’s hilarious that both Hillary and Trump are each running against the only candidate they could actually beat. It’s like both wild card teams made it to the championships.

Give speech to Goldman Sachs = 300,000 stars

How many stars are needed before you get to interrupt news interviews to stop criticism of your candidate?

A sequel should be made, where the goal is to not be incarcerated and put on an orange pants suit.

It sounds like this game needs a total conversion to a Christian game where you must remodel the Ark or something. The daily challenges could include reading bible verses, washing other people’s feet, and praying.