In New England there are lots of cheap bus tours that go up to Montreal (and a few that go over to Maritime Canada, but that’s a haul.) You could book one of those and kind of disappear. The tour company, especially the guide, will freak out, but Canada’s a big country...

If you watch old Mary Tyler Moore episodes all the women wear lots of maxi dresses and they look pretty good. But then again the early 70s were the height of maxi dress fever so there must have been tens of thousands of different ones to choose from.

I think it looks very “Handmaid’s Tale” but I don’t remember the part in the book where the society doesn’t think it’s worth it to make shoes for women so they’re forced to wear men’s castoffs.

The first HGTV show I ever got hooked was one I can’t remember the name of. This was a while ago. It was a bone Canadian woman who I think as in an Olympics, maybe a skier? Her thing was that every room, dining room, living room, bedroom,den, needs an accent piece to really pull it together and that accent piece was…

The kitchens are always too small because Every Single House Hunter claims they love to entertain and entertain a lot. Every single one. And that’s why the kitchen must not only be large but also open plan.

Yep, I got the email from Bernie in May, sent my $27 off to Canova, and have been hearing from his campaign at least twice a day ever since.

Stella Mudd’s Divorce Attorney, I LOVE your username.