Even before we knew how bad COVID was and I was still going to the gym, spinning was an immediate no for me. (My gym has a cycling studio.) Spinning studios are small, usually windowless, and everyone is huffing and puffing all over each other very close together. I stopped going to the gym altogether in March. I miss…

She also refused to touch anything in the White House, especially the bathrooms, until it had been removed or disinfected because she’s racist. She’s also currently refusing to meet with Jill Biden, and did not reach out to Michelle Obama after 45 was elected. Fuck her. Birds of a feather, et cetera.

Wasn’t she rumored to be dating the head of security at Tiffany’s, and that’s partly why she didn’t move to DC right away?

I grew up in Philly. I absolutely love the blank looks I get when I use the word “jawn” around non-Philadelphians.

Kanye so clearly needs mental health help that he just isn’t going to get.

I never understand wealthy people with bad teeth. Dental work is expensive but you’ve got it like that!

Oh my GOD, I crave boring so much. I would love it if we all just went to work and came home (or for those who are unemployed, they don’t have to wait literal months for their unemployment benefits) and raised kids and went out to dinner and just lived without the constant fear that living through this administration,…

I’m an avid cyclist - I bike outdoors in good weather (basically above 40 degrees) and spin in the winter/rain. Spinning was immediately off the table for me when this pandemic hit, masks or not. Spinning studios are usually windowless and you’re like six inches from each other and breathing heavily and sweating. It’ll…

My father passed very recently (not from COVID), and my sibling and I made the decision to have a Zoom memorial. If we gathered and someone got COVID, I would never forgive myself. I have relatives over 70 (my dad was 70), over 80, over 85. I have relatives who are immunocompromised. I would have loved to get together…

Pete has been snatching wigs on Fox News all day, but in that midwestern nice kind of way. They don’t see him coming. 

Right - it’s my understanding that you’re not supposed to take off your mask until you’re at your final destination. Wash your hands, put on your mask, leave it on for the whole time you’re out, and then take it off and either throw it out if it’s disposable or put it in the wash, and then wash your hands again. I…

I was running earlier this week and “Yorktown” came on (I have it and “Wait for It” on a couple of my workout playlists) and I started smiling and picked up my place. I also said “HERCULES MULLIGAN!” out loud at that part because I love that part.

I don’t understand the tuition either. If all of Dre’s six living kids were in some kind of school, I can easily see that number - they’d be in private secondary schools and we know college is expensive. But if they’re only paying for one ... how? Did they buy her a house or condo to live in while she’s in school?

The podcast is fascinating. I listened to the most recent episode today, the one that announces that he’s free, and they refer to the prosecutor’s actions as misconduct (as well they should, in my opinion, although I’m not a lawyer) - but they say in spite of all that, he’s still the top prosecutor in the state. (He…

I saw one picture where I thought “OK, I could see it, maybe” and then I watched two videos: one of her leading a salsa class and one of her speaking at a virtual town hall. She sounds like a white Bostonian in the town hall video, and the less said about the salsa class, the better.

He is the whitest man I’ve ever seen.

Yeah, Tiffany has been through A LOT. I read her book this year and have seen her talk about her childhood in some interviews; the fact that she’s not only alive but thriving AND can joke about her life speaks to incredible resilience and optimism.

I don’t know how many times Michelle Obama has said that she hates politics and will not run for any elected office ever, periodt. Like, this is common knowledge - if I know it, it’s common knowledge. I wish people would quit trying to cram her into a role she has said many many MANY times she doesn’t want, and just…

Yeah, I absolutely love going to the movies. That’s probably the thing I miss second to most (the thing I miss most is human touch since I’m single), especially in summer. But it’s a thing I can’t do right now and that’s that. I wouldn’t even consider it.

Yeah, I absolutely love going to the movies. That’s probably the thing I miss second to most (the thing I miss most is human touch since I’m single), especially in summer. But it’s a thing I can’t do right now and that’s that. I wouldn’t even consider it.