lrn 2 exorcize, noob

Not sure I could tell the difference between a teenage girl and a demon based on text messages alone. Although if the texts are being typed faster than you can read them, it's probably a teenage girl.

Okay, however, high rise pants can look ridiculous. Low rise pants have never caused me to bulge anywhere. Whereas high rise pants make it look like my ass is like a foot long.

When Capitalism says it's OK to fill public spaces with the constant noise of materialism and shallowness so long as you have the cash to do so, laws cannot and should not always protect the message. Citizens (read: "consumers") usually don't have the resources to balance these messages with a counterpoint. Spray…

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS ACT OF VANDALISM. IT HURTS ME IN THE FEELS. WHERE IS THE RULE OF LAW? WE'VE ENTERED THE WORLD OF MAD MAX. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.

Does this guy realize the answer to muffin top is buying pants the right size, not getting plastic surgery?

Here's a bonus tale of billboard vandalism. I've told this story before on Kitchenette but this time I have a picture, which is worth a thousand words.

I get "corrected" similarly all the time about bruschetta, too. But then, I always said it wrong till I dated a guy in college who knew Italian.

Most mannequins are in the smallest sizes available at a store, and then further pinned (because the smallest sizes are too big for the mannequins). At least that's how it works at Banana Republic. Isn't it MORE unrealistic to pretend that having the proportions of a mannequin wouldn't likely result in some visible…

"MARS-capone" fills me with irrational rage. Partly because I know how to pronounce it, but mostly because Italian is very easy to pronounce (compared to French or German, or I'm sure many others), you just say all the letters that you see written down there.

On my last flight, I was offered a "KWEEN-OH-AH" wrap. Haha.

I believe this couple here was the first couple:

The Swiss kind or the mozzarella kind?

I read the books and saw the first 2 movies, and I can't remember that scene depicted. I'll have to watch the other 2 movies again.

We're driving in the car and of course I text and drive

What the article didn't capture - Mike borrowed his big brother's expression of exasperation when he read the Yelp review.

It's obviously a joke, but something being "a joke" doesn't mean it's not harmful.

Dornan with beard is way hotter than without (almost everyone is) but, that said, clean-cut, boring dude in suit TOTALLY looks more like the guy who will jizz his mommy issues all over you and talk nonstop about his fucking contract.

Oh my god, anti-choicers, GET A LIFE. (But only if you want to, when you want to)