Every now and again I will find a witch hair on my chin that CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. I sprouted a long black hair overnight. I swear.

I'm the same. They were even fuller when I was younger (and pretty much exactly like Delavigne, maybe more). Narrowed with age but still a lot thicker and darker than most.

Ah, the halcyon days of the '90s, when we humans dwelled placidly under the dot-com bubble, foolishly investing all of our money in Beanie Babies and plucking out most of our eyebrow hairs....

I watched this in the gym this morning. Naturally, I had headphones on and read along with the captions. At one point, their response was simply "Ah, ooh, ooh, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh." I had just taken a gulp from my water bottle and obviously wound up spitting it all over the treadmill.

It's always such a disappointment thinking I have pockets in a pair of pants only to realize they are the fake ones!

The value of a dress in particular increases by at least $10 with the presence of pockets in my head.

As a lifelong advocate for MORE FUCKING POCKETS IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING, I approve this message.

Pockets. Pockets in your pants! Pockets in your dresses! Pockets in your skirts! MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS TO STORE YOUR SHIT.

ISIS has millions of dollars, weapons, armies, and has overtaken cities. Makes perfect sense that their enemy #1 is the possibility of a sexual woman capable of experiencing pleasure.

Or a world where people don't see "nude selfies" and assume it's a woman...

It helps to read the story...even just a little.

His lawyer used the words "pseudo-tribal psychological voodoo" in an attempt to explain what happened? Done with this world.

The text conversations makes it sound like they had a prior arrangement (dinner/companionship in exchange for money) and Stein tried to ask for more (kissing and touching). We really, really need to get away from the idea that sexual contact is the only thing a man could ever want from a woman, and in turn it's the…

Sherlock + Branson in the same film = all my sexy British television drama boyfriend dreams are coming true!

I do not believe people are worthy of respect just because they are people.

Cue to some nutcases on my FB feed who are suspecting a conspiracy BECAUSE there were 108 prominent aids researchers on board. Like, aids equals gays equals Putin hates the gays equals he wants to kill the gays equals he must have shot this plane from the sky because evil.

So very special, unless they require food/housing/healthcare assistance, that is.

It's because Carrie is a self-centered bitch and she deserved to have Burger break up with her via post-it note. That dude dodged a bullet.

It is so nice to be old enough to not have a peer group succumb to things like this.