You spelled meth-infused chocolate wrong.

It was as if millions of nerd boners cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

It's been a cuntry for a while.

In even the most conservative English Lit circles, we still agree that if anything the canon needs to be maintained and expanded, not restricted. It's so fucking ridiculous, but tory stupidity never fails to amaze. I have no idea what they mean to achieve through this.

No wonder most Americans automatically side with Israel, we're both wealthy nations filled with shamelessly self-absorbed assholes so far removed from any conflict we enter that it's incredibly easy to cheerlead for atrocities. I wish I could even be surprised that Violent Nationalism Selfies are a thing, but I can't.

That's unfortunate. Support for Palestine is the first smart thing I've heard from Rihanna but, apparently, that's the line she's unwilling to cross.

I spent some time looking at The Red Pill last night, and my god, is it scary. That exact sentiment came up over and over again. These people cannot grasp that, a) women are humans, too, capable of making our own decisions; and b) even if she said yes, this is what would happen the first time she says no.

This is so awful, I feel for her family (and especially her young daughter). And now I feel like it's just a waiting game until some asshole says, "Well, why didn't she just go out with him? This wouldn't have happened if she had just gone on a date with him." Fuck everything.

Yeah, I would strongly encourage everyone to avoid the bowl cut at all costs. Unless the look you're going for is "Albino Penis in Pilgrim Costume."

What about dogs? Can I break in to save dogs? Can I open the doors if they are unlocked?

I really, really hope one of the arresting officers said that.

That just looks like someone took a shit in a Frito Bag...It's basically a bag of soft stool. It comes out looking the same way it went in....Gross.

The theme of the party, presumably, was "actual hell."

Agreed. All snakes are poisonous because the mere sight of one near my person will give me a freaking heart attack.

Congratulations, you just passed the citizenship test! See you soon!

Clearly:

Im not even afraid of snakes at all. My sister has a pet one that I cuddle with all the time. But this picture strait up made me "NOPENOPENOPE" with a passion.

After reading the horrible comments questioning the existence of certified service dogs, I was appalled at people's indifference to those with disabilities. Then I thought about if for a moment and became less surprised - if this girl had a physical disability, there would be only positive comments for her. But she…

If you had said you didn't think he was good looking that's a dissenting opinion, you putting down the fact OTHER people think he is is just insecure crying. There isn't "one way" a guy is hot any more than there is for women, people have different tastes. Don't put other people's taste down, it's silly.