This only makes me love pandas more, for being smart enough to trick the humans.

What the shit is this shit?

Straight up, the only time I have EVER heard the term "Britisher" being used was in an Agatha Christie novel. That was published in the mid 1930s. So if this guy is just living in that era, no wonder all this racism seems normal.

It won't ever happen because it will fuck up sports schedules.

The first two letter writers seriously need to cut those friends out of their lives. People who are racist and people who are rude to service employees are the worst kind of people. They don't deserve friends. Life is too short to waste time being friends with awful people who sooner or later will direct their…

Everybody in this life has his or her personal line that cannot be crossed. I want you to ask yourself what your line is.

I wish I would have learned more about RBG when I was growing up. I'm only truly appreciating her now, in adulthood, and she could have been an amazing role model to grow up aspiring to be. I can't wait to teach my kids about her, and the many other kick ass people I want them to know about.

I was kind of hoping they pull a Jarndyce v. Jarndyce, where they win the case only to realize that all of the estate's gone to pay for lawyer fees.

I'm with you on the song. Disappointing - girlfriend has put out some incredible material, but this is 85% Sir Mix A Lot sample & a couple of halfhearted verses.

Nope, when Benedict and Idris are both cast for the sexy intense voices, we all win.

Consent doesn't interest them. It's the same reason creepy misogynists troll Jezebel (and are losing their shit for having to be in the grey); there has to be an aspect of violating someone else's space (or privacy, or body) for it to be a real thrill.

I'm going with "faking your own death makes you a psycho". And since you're quick to question other peoples' mental health, allow me to point out that the fact that your first reaction was for her to become a sad divorce court cliché speaks to your mental state. Not everyone thinks that way. If you have to apologize…

Wait what? I don't remember that.

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

Sorry, nope, now I like him more. NERD POINTS.

No it's also a political statement about the instability of the dollar

Exactly! What if he was wearing a "Muslim prayer rug" (aka Adidas soccer jersey)?!

but burt, we don't have the full story. what if he was wearing something provocative?!?!?!?!

"Muslim atheists are crashing their cars into real Amurricans for jihad and I'm the bad guy? Thanks, Obama. GET OFF ME!"

Or given her a "TOWANDA!"