I think it'd be easy to criticize the school but, in fairness, I think we all remember that bit in the bible when Jesus, dying on the cross, says "One last thing before I go, remember to be complete and total dicks to innocent little kids whenever you have the chance. Peace out, losers."

"They sound the same when they play live". Imagine that.

Am I allowed to think that this policy is sexist and dumb, but also think that leggings are not pants?

Ah yes, fish. The weirdest and most ethnic of foods.

"One of the main features of quiche is box gap. If you've got your thighs rubbing together from fat, then you want to think about what you're eating or just accept the fact that you're never gonna be quiche."

Can we all just agree to stop telling Derek things?

Considering my feelings about a nice Graham Cracker crust, that was an utter failure.

Drunk or not drunk, what the frack is happening with her face?!?! Did she ask for/demand ALL the Botox in Alaska?

What horrible things did Arizona ever do to deserve her?

I don't understand these people, and I won't respond to them.

There can be only one silver fox.

I sometimes get mad at ancient peoples for not domesticating animals like foxes and bears. Like, did you even try?

Manny!!!!!!!

The silver lining I took away from this is that the U.S. Ambassador to Denmark is an openly gay environmentalist.

Seems about right. But I wouldn't want to walk around a museum in those shoes.

Since I can't do it on Pinterest yet, I'll just post my pinboard of favorite GIFs here!

Lindsay Lohan announced at Sundance that she'll be shooting a new film — a psychological thriller called Inconceivable

what does it mean when the only person on a show called girls who isn't insufferable is a dude? and by a dude, i mean adam

Kind of telling who he used as his examples: Leno, Larry the Cable Guy, himself. Guess he figured he'd invalidate his thesis if he mentioned Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, or Craig Ferguson.