This is the only texting related meme I have saved, it will have to do.

Don't click on that Cumberbatch link if you don't want to read spoilers.

Describing something as an ornate vagina is one way to get me to click on a link.

THANK GOD this is finally airing in the US. I watched it online a few months ago and haven't had anyone to process my feeeeelings about this episode with.

Of course. Just one example, Kevin Smith:

Couldn't they have come up with a better name for their plan?

I wouldn't say anything weird -I'd be too busy passing out.

A reminder from your friendly neighborhood lawyer:

Ok - I'm moving somewhere remote and temperate. I'm going to have all the goats and dogs. And cats can come too. Who is with me?

Make like us Brits and call them "full stops"!

I first misunderstood this headline as saying that they were former groupies of Redditors. And then wondered why anyone would ever want to fuck any of the sheltered, unkempt, hairy, pit-stained, misogynist, adolescent dudebros that comprise that site's userbase.

That is the correct order. Though hedgehogs fall in the order before babies.

Puppy>Kitten>Baby>Dog>Cat>Adult human>Scary clown from It>Ferret

He probably doesn't have a superpower that forces people to come knock on his door, so 2nd degree.

Okay... what is this. Is it... like... a brooch? Embroidery? Beading? I can't figure out what it actually is or what it is meant to add to an otherwise lovely dress. It's so weird!

Double points: Faith in the youth OF TEXAS slightly restored!!!

"Accept your girly-ness. You're a girl. Be proud of all that means. You are soft, you are gentle, you are a woman. Don't try to be a guy. Guys like you because you are different from them. So let your girly-ness soar."

I did it to get the food processor. Of course I was married almost 30 years ago when food processors were really REALLY chic.

Cake.

FWIW, I'm a 34yo atheist woman in a long-term cohabiting (6 years) relationship with an atheist man. We are philosophically and politically opposed to marriage and would prefer the state didn't legitimize or reward certain lifestyles, households, or families over others. I think weddings generally are stupid, overly…