I hated it. It was pointless and Holden was stupid. So, no, you're not the only one. That being said, I did actually like Franny and Zooey.

I just read Little Women last year and I found it almost intolerable. It's so good and chaste and Christian that I wanted to put my head in a fireplace. I can't deal with it. Also, everyone in it that isn't Jo is terrible. Or dies. I'll pass.

Yeah, there are a lot of very libertarian-leaning, rage-inducing pins. I love pinterest, because I'm the sort of person who used to have a 'scrapbook' with ideas for my life, and who feels the need to have a stock of puppy and bear cub photos for a bad day...but you really have to avoid a lot of moronic stuff,…

I dunno about that. There's got to be at least 1 Sherlock fanfic with a creative use for a mason jar...

I'm not surprised by this. If you look at the 'Popular' board, there are often pins that run really conservative—camoflauge themed nursery, gun holders for the side of your bed, Christian-themed workout quotes...etc. I have no explanation why Pinterest attracts more conservative women than liberal women. I could make…

How is one declared an 'expert in swearing'...is there a master's program I should look into?? I love swearing.

Can someone explain to me why these magazines are so popular. I don't want to sound like an intellectual in a smoking jacket, pronouncing it encyclopaedia...but...that's pretty much who I am. When it comes to books, I think that as long as you read, it doesn't matter what you read. But these magazines baffle me. …

There was a big pile of liquid-y shit at the train station this morning, and then a trail of smaller and smaller shit spots leading away from the scene of the 'crime'. I felt like the world's worst CSI. Never change, Philly!

I hope this post is sarcastic/ironic. If this is really how you approach life, you should re-evaluate your priorities. Not because I said so, but because you are going to age. There is no way to stop aging. But there is a way to make sure you've lived a life you're proud of/happy with. And not laughing or smiling…

I turned 33 last week. And I finally, just in the last few months, have reached a point where I am happy with my body because it does what it's supposed to do most of the time—it doesn't skip out on me when I'm trying to finish a workout, and I don't have any major illnesses, diseases, or injuries. I have always…

I feel the same way about Corvettes. I really, passionately dislike them. They combine a gaudy showiness and a lack of finesse/quality that makes me really question the mental fortitude of anyone driving one.

Same here. The idea of a bright yellow Lamborghini turns me off completely. I would never even be seen looking at one, they're so showy. I also really dislike motorcycles, in direct relation to how loud the morons riding them around my neighborhood think they need to rev the engines. Blech. It's the transportation…

i've been growing out my pixie since JULY. How is Jennifer Lawrence already caught up with me?

I promise not to rune anything. I didn't even study Ancient Runes.

Have you ever picked up a chocolate chip cookie and discovered with the first bite that it was oatmeal raisin?!?! Some things are worth fighting WWIII for!

But she lost last night...

Of all these stories, Shadowfax was the only one that elicited any response in me. Reaffirms my misanthropy. Nonhumans > Humans.

birthday twin! Keep in mind the good stuff: We share birthdays with Leonardo Da Vinci, Henry James, and the Emmas (Watson and Thompson). And us, we're awesome too.

I believe 0% of astrology. My birthday is on April 15th. Maybe I'll get up and watch the eclipse.

OMG they actually want us to worry about our leg hair while we're being carted away in an ambulance? Fuck society, I'm out.