Lol, yes, that's a big difference. I didn't pay to be in this much back pain.

As someone with 30FF/G breasts....I am envious of Heidi Montag for the first time ever.

Nathanial Hawthorne once wrote a short story called The Birthmark, about a dude who married a pretty girl. She was perfect in his eyes. Except for that birthmark... So he tried to get rid of it, found some new scientific way to get rid of it. She agreed to go along with it because she didn't want him to be horrified…

LOVE that movie. Love it.

they literally could not have picked a greasier looking douchebag

My big fear was that I would die in a horrific accident the day before graduating from university. I just did not want to die without my college degree. Now, I'm good to go, if it comes to that.

I had a 'supervisor' while working retail. She was not even really a supervisor; it was sort of an Assistant to the Regional Manager situation. She was insanely insecure and jealous. She found out that I had been offered her position first (I was still in university, so I declined) and after that she felt the need…

I'm the same way! I made a joke last month that I'm never happier than when I've just purchased airline tickets and can count down the days to my trip. It's always about what's next.

I find myself thinking this a lot. Sometimes I am happier after big things. I was over the moon to live in Europe for a while, and felt a real sense of accomplishment because it was such a goal for so long. Same with graduating from college. The day after my ceremony it was just like *sigh of relief*. Checking…

My dog got attacked by an off-leash dog while we were all hiking in the same park. :-/

Mine was always Shoop. Girls what's my weakness? Men! OK then.

trust me, your skills are needed.

I dunno what is more concerning. The fact that he things everyone from south of Texas grew up on tacos...or the fact that he is literally asking her how to put ingredients in a taco. I mean, I know his IQ is probably like 65, but...it's a taco. Not a souffle.

Tyler B. Met him in 7th grade and fell head-over-heels for him. I loved how he wrote his signature, this little pen flippy thing he could do, and the fact that he wore a Red Sox hat every day.

I just watched that whole thing and it was awesome. I get really uncomfortable when both parties are clearly ruffled by a disagreement, but Soledad kept her composure perfectly while that guy started smoking at the ears. Love it!

Duh, pretty women don't have to be moral like the rest of us. They can do what they want. Unless they want to affect legislation. Not allowed.

Why do people pin wedding stuff when they're not getting married? I don't get it.

That part killed me. It could easily have been written by me when I was 15, just after my mom died. Even the same initial. Gah, the feelings.

I'm one of those people that inspires incredible hate just by existing. I really am a nice person, but I have a particular combination of being introverted, intelligent, and sarcastic that convinces everyone I'm looking down my nose at them (when I bother to look up from my Proust).