I actually think the History channel is almost 95% geared toward exclusively men. It makes me crazy because I quite like History, but there is more to it than Hitler's Secret Army or God, Guns & Ammo. It's not all about guns. But the History Channel is.

Something just occurred to me...Kanye West belongs on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He would fit in perfectly.

I'm not sure I agree with that. It doesn't make the world a utopia, but I do think it makes a difference. It certainly makes a difference to the animals I'm not eating. It also makes a difference to me.

I never argued that they had great lives. I'm just saying they have slightly better lives than animals raised in factory farms for meat. They aren't forced to become cannibals or never allowed outside, and they aren't killed and eaten in the prime of their lives.

I dunno if I agree. I don't read his writing—except On Writing, which I loved—but I almost always agree with his opinions on fiction. The thing is, being a great writer and a great reader/critic of fiction are not the same thing. I like his opinions on fiction because he doesn't take any of it too seriously.…

Whereas slaughterhouse workers have a gay old time at the office and are never exposed to dangerous conditions. ...

I'm with her. My bra is off the minute I get home. Sometimes I take it off while I'm still driving home, cause fuck that shit.

wtf are you talking about? If people are unhappy with your wedding food they will break up your marriage by getting you fired? Are you wearing a tin foil hat right now or am I not comprehending what you are saying?

your point? You think all vegetarians are ignorant of this? Or you think vegetarians believe they've solved all the world's problems by not eating a hamburger?

It's more akin to keeping kosher—depending on why someone does it. Some people just don't like meat, it's not a moral decision. But for people who do it for moral reasons, what he did is just as shitty a move as feeding your kosher friend bacon on the sly.

That Slate article made me almost froth at the mouth it was so obnoxious. I'm a vegetarian, and I don't expect other people to do anything for me. I never lecture people about eating meat; I only explain my own reasons if someone asks. I don't care if you eat meat in front of me (okay I'm not a fan of watching my bf…

Don't be sorry! I'd be in another country if I could.

My jaw dropped at that one. How do people go to the doctor?

He is small, but keep in mind that Smerch is 6'7". He's not a normal height either.

Fuck me, I love Keats. But never more than this exact moment.

I have never felt this impulse in my life. It must be my faulty maternal genes, which have never worked. I think kids are pretty gross, generally.

What if someone really wants to be a misogynist?!?

I never felt that way either, but I didn't get to see a lot about the private lives of my crushes. I don't remember ever knowing who Joey Lawrence (don't judge 12-year-old me) was dating. So I think part of it is just more knowledge being available.

You don't need a degree in anything to have knowledge in that area. You don't need a science or math degree to enjoy or participate in science or math. It helps you get a job and get access to facilities. Same with a humanities degree. You can always gain knowledge on your own, but it's easier in a formal setting…

John Lennon didn't write Hey Jude. So I don't imagine you'll ever come to that place. Paul wrote it. Paul sang it.