This is a thing you can do? Does it look like you really cut your hair?

Who gives a fuck?

Okay. I was having a properly shitty morning and about to cry. Then I saw this video. I know you didn't make it, but thank you so fucking much for posting it because I no longer want to crawl under my desk and sob.

Every time I see one of these Sydney Leathers posts, I think to myself...who the fuck is Sydney Leathers??

my mom died of cancer, so I won't be telling her that. but thanks.

*raises hand*

No no. Male versions are Attention Bros or Attention Lotharios and should be congratulated. Only women can be whores. Duh.

As a vegetarian (for moral reasons in my case), I'm really not sure what to make of this. Can I eat this? Hmm.

I've never felt 'pressure' to have kids, but when I've said I don't want kids, I get a lot of shocked 'really???' responses. Same when I say I don't want to get married. I also get the 'oh, that'll change' really condescending bullshit responses.

Skyler is a sociopath. For sure. Also, I'm 100% certain he's a time traveller from the 1950s (judging by his voice), is secretly an adult, and probably calls it the 'War of Northern Aggression'.

Thanks! My own experience is all from watching repeated showings of Notting Hill. I could totally be a columnist for Horse & Hound.

My biggest pet peeve about celeb interviews is when they contain sentences like 'X answers the door in casually chic X jeans and a flirty top by X. Her hair is pulled into an effortless but flattering ponytail. She is friendly and open as she settles in with a cup of X and a homemade plate of X'.

Agreed. Makes me feel better.

Duh, obviously. Having a vagina means your brain only works for 5 days out of every 7.

I came to say the same thing. She looks like a slightly different species here. Is it the angle?

I get what you're saying—I'm from the midwest and couldn't have even gotten to school without my own car senior year—but I don't think it's such a big deal. After all, if I was out in the middle of nowhere, carless, broke, and pregnant, and I needed to travel 30 miles for an abortion...I'd find someone to take me.…

I travel about 25-30 miles to work every day. I take the train, but could easily drive if I wanted. No, I don't think this is a road trip. But if you are short on cash and need to take a bus or something, it might be a much harder thing to accomplish.

I'm a pacifist, so I'm anti-death penalty because I don't believe in killing at all. But the frequency of questionable evidence & convictions based on even more questionable eyewitness statements would be enough to make me anti-death penalty even without the pacifism.

I wore something like that on my crushed velvet shirt at the seventh grade semi-formal!

I grew up in Iowa and am thoroughly confused by this. I don't now anyone who had a large wedding. On the other hand, the weddings tended to be very basic—service in church, reception at local Elk lodge or equivalent. Sandwiches, soda. So...that wouldn't cost that much, and you could really pack in all your friends,…