I've had 'Rock Your Body' incessantly stuck in my head since I saw This Is The End like A MONTH AGO. I had to make a Pandora BSB station to get my fix. Make.it.stop.

Yeah, I watched that movie, and I still...it just seems so unimportant to me, particularly when compared to the immense size of the egos involved in the industry. I mean, perspective?

Yes, I've heard of those people. They're a foreign breed to me, honestly. My mom died when I was a teen, which makes every horrible thing I ever said to her much worse because I never got a chance to take it back/make it better. I love my dad, but he...we talk about once a month on the phone. And it's me calling…

I just don't get fashion. I like clothes, but the industry itself seems to be filled with intolerable assholes; like 100% of it. I don't get it. How do you feel so self important when you're designing clothes? It's legitimately unimportant.

Parenting is always a loss. Financial especially, but emotional too. I think back to some of the terrible shit I said to my parents when I was a bratty teen, and I cannot imagine how much it would break my heart to hear the same thing. Wow, I was a heinous bitch. So, yeah, I view it as an emotional loss long-term.…

it's a group of old men who just want to go and play bocce ball with each other. What's the big deal?

I think it depends. Some women are not allowed to wear pants/swimsuits, etc. in front of men because of religious reasons. So even co-ed gyms will sometimes have women only time in the pool or whatever. I don't know that any religions restrict what men wear in front of women (but those could exist).

Cycling is very lefty in America. The conservatives drive trucks or SUVs because they don't care about/believe in climate change. Us uber-liberals take public transport or walk/ride bikes, or at least buy a Prius or something. That's the stereotype, obviously not always true.

I...have little experience with him, being an American. He wasn't yet MoL when I lived in London. Here's why I had a good opinion of him:

Oh, Boris. I thought you were cool.

One time, my mom's car ran out of gas, so she gave me a Snickers bar and a can of Coke. I towed the car home.

I have lived in the Midwest and Southern Midwest most of my life and never met another vegetarian during that time. Closest was a girl that told me "I tell people I'm a vegetarian, but I'm not." I got a lot of questions about why I don't eat meat, what tofu tastes like, whether I eat cheese, etc. I answered…

I don't get bars. I grew up in the Midwest and the only bars near me were filled with really old people chain smoking Marlboro's. And the bar at Applebees, which might be even more pathetic.

People with interesting lives don't even make plans until 10 p.m

I have it. People always think I'm a right bitch, since my mouth frowns like Grumpy Cat when my face is 'at rest', and I'm pretty introverted/taciturn around strangers.

Yeah, I think that's what they call themselves. If they're fancy enough to compete. I just say 'I ride horses', because I have no snazzy blazer.

I am not into these post-apocalyptic book trends. Which makes me sad, because I love YA. I just can't get into this stuff. I read the Hunger Games trilogy, and that's the most I'm going to do. Part of why I like YA is because there's a little more hope in 14-year-old characters than in 40-year-old characters. But…

Is she a show jumper? Only explanation for that blazer.

The benefits of the Ivy League & etc. are pretty exaggerated, in my opinion. I went to an Ivy, and it took me two years to get a job after graduation. During the last year, I had $350 in student loan payments per month, and I was working as a temp for $8 per hour. Heinous. It was the most exhausting, depressing time…

My first glimpse: I was in a school bus filled with other girls in their early teens. A man pulled up next to us *on the highway* in his minivan and whipped out his penis to masturbate. While looking over at us. Our bus driver didn't notice, so he was just next to us on the road for like 5 minutes. I wonder if he…