Well, I pronounce it like 'canoe' with a t on the end. Emphasis on the first syllable, not the second. Kah-newt.

Knute is indeed pronounced Ka-newt. Good ole Norwegian/Scandinavian names. Although, if they were going properly Norwegian,they would have given him four names.

Totally OT, but can we discuss the utter horribleness of this.

Why do only 'ladies' have to stop fornicating, WBC??? What the fuck.

I have the same feeling. I am really shy and when I'm not shy I'm taciturn. The reserved British nature suits me just fine. I prefer it vastly to the loud boisterous American way of talking.

Ugh, my cat does this. Either he runs in front of me at full speed while I'm walking, or he streaks across my toes leaving little claw marks on the top of my feet. I can't decide which is worse.

My cat is annoyingly attached to me. He does come and greet me at the door (cute) and also feels the need to constantly sit on my lap (sometimes cute). He also wants me to wake up and pet him and watch him eat, whether I'm napping on Sunday or it's 3 am on Tuesday and I have a very important work thing in a few hours…

omg you're my taste bud-twin. Never found a beer I didn't despise. Never found a chocolate and peanut butter combination I didn't adore.

I think that because we use widescreen TVs and monitors now, people prefer to (and will continue to prefer to) see video in landscape mode. Plus, as human beings, we are used to more of the pertinent action happening at eye level rather than above us. Yes, portrait mode might work for launching a space shuttle or…

No, I saw that part. I'm not calling her a hypocrite or anything, I'm just saying that she's right, it is easy to only 'own' 8 pairs of shoes when you can wear an infinite number of incredible, free, new, diverse shoes whenever you want. I probably would only own 2 pairs if I had access to free designer shoes.

I totally agree with her sentiment, but it's a little different if you have designers offering you shoes left and right for free. Sure, she doesn't own them, she doesn't buy them. But why buy them or own them when you can wear them for one night, look smoking hot, and then they go back...infinite variety.

dogs are the best. I'm not sure why the rest of the world exists.

They got him. Yay! Headed back to the zoo. Now I can drink wine for recreation and not medicinal necessity. Phew.

She really thinks that people were angry because she didn't know who he was? Or that he was angry that she didn't know who he was? What a heinous 'sorry not sorry'.

You guys, I'm really worried about this. My emotional equilibrum cannot deal with them finding Rusty dead somewhere. I will just check out on life and spend the rest of my days in a wine-induced coma, drooling into my Harry Potter books.

Yes, but those are actually SHORTER. You can make a nickname longer, you can't shorten a name to a longer version of the name. I'm just arguing semantics, but their word choice of 'shorten' really irritates me, since it is not any shorter, but actually longer.

Nickname, yes, agreed. But 'shorten', no.

He makes mayonnaise look like Miracle Whip...

North cannot be shortened to Nori. Nori is one syllable LONGER than North. This family, DIAF. Unnamed sources close to this family, be trampled by a herd of water buffalo.

I'm not sure you understood anything I said. Or I'm not comprehending what you're saying.