Um, excuse me Rit and Tom are still married and no one will ever convince me they aren’t perfectly happy. Harrumph.

something serious must have happened. she listed their date of separation as five days ago (!!!) and apparently it’s related to how he is parenting the kids??? so sudden!

Weirdly, no one ever divorces for irreconcilable similarities.

hes too young for the time frame they were talking about

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

My work office is abuzz that he supposedly had an affair with Marion Cotillard when they filmed Allied. Which, if true, shouldn’t shock anyone including Angelina, as that is how she and Brad got together in the first place. Seems like his MO.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. This is the exact kind of celebrity gossip that I need to balance out the horror that is this election year.

counter-point... but to go along with torch’s recommendation:

I would opt for an International Scout II and swap in an LS motor

Where I’m at (MN) you can legally run a light on a motorcycle if the light has not changed “for an unreasonable amount of time.” You might want to see if your state has something similar.

I’d check your state law. At least in Texas your allowed to run red lights if your on a motorcycle and there’s no other traffic, for that exact reason.

For as enlightened as the guy in the video is about the subject, it is disappointing that he (at 55 secs in) highlights what he thinks is a camera, when instead it is an infrared sensor for the MIRT system (used for fire depts/police to turn the light green).

Oh, well. That’s the ships.

No, keep sending them.

Hey, Pittsburgh people: if any of you steal one of these Ubers, email us and tell us what it’s like at tips@jalopnik.com.

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

The thing that stands out the most is how many times the kid says hella. No one on the East Coast ever ever ever says that.