Can’t he just rev the engines really hard, and let it roll forward slowly?

Me too. Between January 2001 and January 2009 - the last time a Clinton was in the White House - the DJIA went from 3,400 to 10,600, U3 unemployment went from 7% to 4%, and, most amazingly, the Federal government deficit turned into a fairly huge surplus.

“This fuckin’ guy!” - Barrack Obama, probably.

I want everyone to see the uncropped AP photo:

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

^^^ This. Most police models are designed to idle for hours without overheating precisely because they do this regularly.

I was literally setting money I didn’t have on fire in my garage.

“I scoured everything I could possibly find about why vaccines might be harmful. I became pretty convinced.”

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/03/14/when-kids-are-accused-of-sex-crimes

This is probably a mostly false account. The particulars likely happened (i.e., there was an argument on the plane that continued after the plane landed--he probably lost his temper, raising his voice in frustration/anger and may have even displayed physical dominance), but that it rose to the level of abuse is likely…

Yep, this is pretty much the only circumstance I can ever see that I would 100%, unequivocally divorce my husband. I can’t see him ever cheating, but if he did we might be able to work through it. But not abuse.

Yeah this is a “one strike and you’re out” deal. Would be for me too.

Well, if penises were not supposed to fly free, why did God give mine wings?

I literally don’t want to know this. Please, as a fucking nation or whatever, let’s not sensationalize, thereby trivialize, child abuse or treat it like a weapon to be used for our entertainment as two celebrities spar with each other. These children and children like them are watching and reading and taking this in,…

I thought it was something like this. My impression is that Angelina may let slide an on set affair but she would never ever ever accept and turn a blind eye to such alleged acts. I think part of it stems from having a shitty father.

That explains a lot

Um, excuse me Rit and Tom are still married and no one will ever convince me they aren’t perfectly happy. Harrumph.

something serious must have happened. she listed their date of separation as five days ago (!!!) and apparently it’s related to how he is parenting the kids??? so sudden!

Weirdly, no one ever divorces for irreconcilable similarities.

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because