Looking at that truck, I’m pretty sure he’s had a large variety of things shoved up his ass and enjoyed every one of them.

Wait, that’s the dude?

They should really take out that “til death do us part” bit.

Team Corvette. Fuck that truck guy in the ear, and everyone else who let it happen.

That truck doesn’t exactly scream “Hard to pinpoint”.

lol no. No, dude. I am here to tell you. No. Eta I hope no one gives you stars

He also inadvertently admitted he has no idea how sex with a willing partner’s vagina works, so there’s that.

So this dude turned a sexual assault into an opportunity to compliment hhimself on the size of his dick? Wow.

That’s not very nice.

Jonah Hill: “You know how you always hear George Clooney and other big movie stars saying, ‘My philosophy for making movies is: one for them and one for me.’ But not my guy James. James is a rebel. He has his own philosophy on this: one for them, five for nobody.”

You know what’s funny is that you are putting the onus of starting a conversation solely on Mr. Beckham. Did it ever occur to you that Ms. Dunham could have simply started a conversation with Mr. Beckham rather than pretend that she could read his mind?

Per the people of tumblr:

He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.

Seriously. He could have roasted her with this. But “I never want any problems with anybody in the world”? I want to be that kind when I grow up.

Yeah but there's a difference between not knowing someone and supposedly not having an interest in fucking them. Dunham assumed the latter.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Why would he know her? Should he know her? 80% of America doesn't know her.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

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