Oh, well. That’s the ships.

Typically the ATM cash vault is separate from the ATM guts and is serviced by a third party armored car while another party services the machine itself.

Accessing the ATM only allows you the cash inside of it, getting the ATM card of 32k people gives you access to the bank account of 32k people, it also assumes that the cash box of the ATM doesnt have its own, more advanced security access (dont know much about ATMs, but that doesn’t sound too far fetched).

No, keep sending them.

Hey, Pittsburgh people: if any of you steal one of these Ubers, email us and tell us what it’s like at tips@jalopnik.com.

*sigh*

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

The thing that stands out the most is how many times the kid says hella. No one on the East Coast ever ever ever says that.

With Guided Access you can also lock out specific areas of the screen. just circle the area where the Safari or Facebook icons are, and the kid can’t touch it.

iOS has something where you can lock the home button down. It’s called Guided Access. I use it on my iPad for my kids (has to be iOS 7 or above). Once enabled, you click the home button three times, and they can’t get out of it. To unlock, you click 3 times again, and then put in the PIN you’ve already chosen.…

You know what’s funny is that you are putting the onus of starting a conversation solely on Mr. Beckham. Did it ever occur to you that Ms. Dunham could have simply started a conversation with Mr. Beckham rather than pretend that she could read his mind?

Per the people of tumblr:

He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.

Seriously. He could have roasted her with this. But “I never want any problems with anybody in the world”? I want to be that kind when I grow up.

Yeah but there's a difference between not knowing someone and supposedly not having an interest in fucking them. Dunham assumed the latter.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Why would he know her? Should he know her? 80% of America doesn't know her.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.