Protip: You can plug your Tesla into this and charge it while driving.

Protip: You can plug your Tesla into this and charge it while driving.

Like Amber Heard.

I know the car/relationship metaphor is overused and it’s not very politically correct, but... this Thing really is like my ex.

investigating a crime that most likely didn’t happen

Personal theory: homeboy told his mom the robbery story because he was supposed to call her but he stayed out all night getting high at France House or whatever. Then his mom tells the hometown paper. Then the AP picks it up. Then suddenly you've got a full fledged sitcom scenario on your hands.

well once they got the USOC involved... and then the FBI... that also involved authorities of Brazil. So yeah, they have much better things to focus on than investigating a crime that most likely didn’t happen, which is why these assholes should be punished for making up a story that wasted multiple resources form…

Autopilot is for the boring stuff. Driving the car yourself is for the fun stuff.

It’s Gold, Gold = instant classy. Trump logic is the best logic. All other metals are sad and low energy.

That’s a labor of love. I can think of no less than 9,000 better ways to spend my time. Among those 9,000 things: Becoming the country’s foremost 3rd amendment expert (are these troops? is there a war? is this my house?), trying to break the world record for speed husking corn, inventing deep sea hang gliding, and…

Pence will actually be the president of Trump wins. Or rather, he’ll have control over domestic and foreign policy, with Trump taking care of more important matters like starting Twitter battles with foreign government officials and delivering speeches where he implies that he is going to withdraw from NATO or strike…

Huh, telling me I should bow down before the one I serve? That I’ll get what I deserve? Because, before I’d give Trump control, I can think of a lot of things I’d rather do.

Omarosa begs the question: What in the holy hell did Michael Clark-Duncan see in her?

There have been polls showing zero support for Trump among black voters.

Yeah, but before Omarosa stepped in, that support was only at 1.38%

You can tell that the wind totally pushed him downward faster than gravity alone. The wind was definitely blowing hard from directly above.

You may as well hope for an original DaVinci under that wrap.

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

Nice still image.