The Four Rules

Timestamped the important quote where Sean Murray ... literally lies about the game? Shame. :(

You’re advising people to get into more debt just to get expensive, good quality furniture? Wow....I can’t even.

This is terrible and dangerous advice. There is no way that buying furniture with credit card debt in any way could ever put you financially ahead.

Mystery solved:

Thought she was in D, was in R, turned wheel, stabbed gas, annnd derp.

She blamed Teslas Autopilot

Oh no!

It sure is a long drive from Omaha to pick up that island though.

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

It’s less about his political beliefs and more about the fact that the man seems to be a genuine gaping anus of filth.

Shorter than this sentence.

Anyone care to guess how long it will take for Boris Johnson to be caught with hookers and blow?

This isn’t real. Its a joke. A good friend (said friend might argue that point, haha) knows the service writer who wrote this up as a joke.

More like don’t underestimate the ability of a kid at a dealership to write up a fake invoice for the lolz.

I’m sorry, what? Why in the ever loving hell would she be subject to a no contact order?!

How is it that schools can get away with deciding their own justice in criminal matters? Can’t the administrators/teacher or principal who made the decisions be held responsible for subverting justice? Genuinely asking, I have no clue if that’s even a thing in circumstances like these.

White bread, obvs. This is Exeter, after all.

I just want you to know you’re not a particularly good troll.