omg. i can't unread that. thanks for sending me on a "rose budding" hunt.

I think i just fell in love with you

i shit you not - i had a dream about weird al three nights ago. i haven't seen him or thought of him in years. something spooky is going on here.

i remember watching that and too being disgusted, but mainly by the women who didn't know what the fuck they were signing. i agree that the segment, and ones like it, helps to marginalize women- and am not a fan of corolla or kimmel- but jesus fucking christ ladies.

Ive been dating a fireman for almost a year now. Im still very line mouth about all the heavy lifting/protein shake drinking/ machismo aspect of his life. my suggestion? keep the box closed.

my guy can grow a full beard in a freaking day, but luckily his job requires that he shaves it. he did grow out a stache for no-shave november, but that turned into december and january and the start of february. i absolutely hated it. i finally said to him that he looked much hotter without it and it was magically…

hmm. "if"

Uh, am I the only one that thinks its crazy that she's doing this with what appears to be a steak knife?

You don't get it

You sound like my friend, Emily, who is 27 and complains about being old. Guess what? You were wrong to complain about being fat, and you're wrong to complain about being old. Just stop complaining! Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.

Kobe!

https://www.facebook.com/emmitt.vascocu

ok, i went back and forth on this a couple of times, and i have to say that this is sexist AND racially motivated. The way he calls her out straight away as being the "black lady". No. His name is Emmitt, so excuse me while i proceed to be a wee bit ageist, but he lost his rights to a fair trial when he started…