I have lived long enough to where "Lifetime Channel Sci-Fi" is a thing. now for MTV's "Fafhrd and The Grey Mouser".

the plague of my 21 year old life.

In reference to the first story: One has not known "social awkwardness" until one has encountered "redneck swingers".

I'm sure "not actually having to pay anyone royalties" has nothing to do with this.

I'm singing the headline in Morrisey's voice right now.

is he going to promote it with a bullcrap story about hackers from Texas leaking a copy of the pilot on the Internet?

I love how "Awesome pretzel bun" is in quotes.

Thanks, now I can't stop thinking about Vatican Women's Jail, with sadistic nun-wardens and the like.

She was one of the Ptolemaic dynasty, who were Greek.

The mosh pit knows no race, sexuality or gender.

Tell that to Mark Ryden and his peers.

that looks really pornographic.

I would refer everyone to Robert Anton Wilson's essay "I Am A No-Good Shit" which illuminates (ha-ha) why everyone is hard-wired to be racist. One is predisposed to dislike people who don't look like one's mommy and daddy because that was a necessary survival trait in prehistoric times. America's problem is that it's…

I have some issues with the term "ally". I think it would be a lot simpler to be "not a hateful, bigoted POS". Maybe it just reminds me of those weird moments when whites of my grandparents generation had to reference MLK everytime they talked to a black person.

the Oxford comma is not your friend.

so much win with the last story. I need to incorporate "happily cabbage patch into traffic with a sparkler up my ass" and "leaking canoe full of emulsified dick meats" into my everyday speech.

I don't think GWB was a bad guy, he just spent his entire time surrounded by sycophants, praying to Jesus to stay sober, and leaving the grown-up decisions to his dad's cronies.