Model: Alicia Deven Clark, aliciadevenclark.com, Makeup: Julia Faba Chateau, Photography: Chris Kotcher

The Search For Spaceballs 3

I always felt that Spaceballs was the best Star Wars parody because it was obvious that Mel Brooks did not give a rat's ass about Star Wars

I would have preferred "Stainless Steel Rat" but..

Count Velcro

1/21/15 3:58pm

Alex Cox and Iggy Pop are making "Bill, The Galactic Hero", or at least trying to raise money to do so. Please, let this happen..

Gosharootie

Count Velcro

1/07/15 3:33pm

low res pics of graphic novel in progress (low res in order to skirt Facebook's oddball copyright policies)

Je suis Charly

Count Velcro

1/07/15 2:50pm

fur

Count Velcro

1/04/15 9:31pm

An old idea I redid with better pens.

there are sad people in Detroit

Count Velcro

1/04/15 9:29pm

Those we lost in 2014...

Count Velcro

12/31/14 10:02am

this year's Xmas Card

Count Velcro

12/24/14 1:48am

from me to you...

Unpublished Gor books

Count Velcro

12/17/14 1:20pm

Gary Larson's Tales From The Far Side

Count Velcro

12/15/14 2:38pm

I've been looking for this lost classic for years

this happened..

Count Velcro

12/12/14 2:11pm

Newspaper Spider-Man..

Count Velcro

12/12/14 10:43am

this is happening right now. Ol' Stan has a thing or two to say about a thing or two.

It's about damn time I said something about police brutality..

Count Velcro

12/07/14 8:53am

Mod Edit: This is not the appropriate forum for this kind of content. The comments below should give a decent perspective on what transpired prior.

This is the dumb quiz to end all dumb quizzes.

Count Velcro

11/27/14 11:48am

You never need to take another quiz again, for the self-knowledge you gain will be too painful to share...

It's all about perspective, really.

Count Velcro

11/25/14 1:06pm

I, for one, welcome the Direhawks of Ahad-Zul.

found an old picture of my grandpa as a kid..

Count Velcro

11/23/14 5:09am

from 1914. It might have been staged.

Ye Gods, this is the most intensely satisfying thing ever..

Count Velcro

11/22/14 1:44pm

Defacing paintings by Adolf Hitler with MSN Paint. Why has nobody ever thought of this?

New stuff.

Count Velcro

11/16/14 12:04pm

I started working on this graphic novel project I haven't touched in a year and a half. It's called "Gosharootie" and it's about this cop in 1973 San Francisco who's investigating a series of ritual murders while moonlighting as the writer of horrible barbarian stories for a local underground porn magazine. I would…

Kinja makes no goddamn sense.

Count Velcro

11/15/14 1:49pm

Today I discovered I am an approved commenter on Jezebel, a site I never visit(nothing against, I just don't find it interesting). I am still a grey on io9 and Gawker, the ones I visit and comment on the most.