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Y’all didn’t know? Huh. Am an Old. 

For real. This is one of my all time favorite movies. I’m not even (that) old! And ok, maybe you’ve never seen it, fine. But there’s no denying that’s Robert Redford. 

Bless your heart.

Shit. This argument again?

There was a line in one of the articles on the Yankees / Red Sox London games that said something like U.K. fans might’ve been misled that all MLB games are five hours and end 17-16. And I wanted to know what about any of that was misleading. 

It’s hilarious that they expected any different. I imagine that the kind of Americans they’re going to find in a bar in France cheering for the US Women’s National Team could not possibly be further from the kind of people who subscribe to the Fox News worldview.

Fuck Trump’ chant interrupted by live Fox News report” may be closer to the truth.

Yeah, I bet you had the world completely figured out five minutes after you turned eighteen. Nobody could ever get over on you.

Are you fucking kidding me?

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Getting shot should not be an expected consequence for getting into an altercation.

let me assure you, this guy will never understand why anyone would question his take in the first place. 

This is incorrect. Some people have plenty of cash to burn.

I had suddenly left a job one summer. And my wife told me her family had rented a shore house for 2 weeks. And I was more than welcome to come down for a few days. I was 26 years old. As I walk I to the house, her dad stops because I have a case of beer. He informs me that beer or any alcohol is not welcomed into the

And yet no special prosecutor for all the killer cops they have on their fucking forces.

Very cool idea. But next time use a goddamned tripod.  

Thanks for the correction! I’m a very fast walker in the US, so it sounds like I’d be at home. :)

Those few seconds you win are absolutely worth it if your bus or train is leaving in a few seconds. As someone who commutes via public transportation frequently, I dunno how many times I JUST made a bus or a train after rushing up or down an escalator. And I would’ve thought escalators were made for the disabled

Lmao you need to stop getting your information secondhand

“Americans have much more confidence than Japanese people do. I always wonder where that comes from.”