Usually American just delays your first flight so you miss your connecting flight.

Y’all didn’t know? Huh. Am an Old. 

For real. This is one of my all time favorite movies. I’m not even (that) old! And ok, maybe you’ve never seen it, fine. But there’s no denying that’s Robert Redford. 

Bless your heart.

Shit. This argument again?

There was a line in one of the articles on the Yankees / Red Sox London games that said something like U.K. fans might’ve been misled that all MLB games are five hours and end 17-16. And I wanted to know what about any of that was misleading. 

It’s hilarious that they expected any different. I imagine that the kind of Americans they’re going to find in a bar in France cheering for the US Women’s National Team could not possibly be further from the kind of people who subscribe to the Fox News worldview.

“‘Fuck Trump’ chant interrupted by live Fox News report” may be closer to the truth.

Because the IT admin should have had off-site backups and network isolation so that when some random dipshit user does a boneheaded thing like this it doesn't take out everything 

Yeah, I bet you had the world completely figured out five minutes after you turned eighteen. Nobody could ever get over on you.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Other famous Austrian painters include...

Getting shot should not be an expected consequence for getting into an altercation.

I bet “ATM machine” pisses you off too.

let me assure you, this guy will never understand why anyone would question his take in the first place. 

This is incorrect. Some people have plenty of cash to burn.

I had suddenly left a job one summer. And my wife told me her family had rented a shore house for 2 weeks. And I was more than welcome to come down for a few days. I was 26 years old. As I walk I to the house, her dad stops because I have a case of beer. He informs me that beer or any alcohol is not welcomed into the…

And yet no special prosecutor for all the killer cops they have on their fucking forces.

Very cool idea. But next time use a goddamned tripod.  

Thanks for the correction! I’m a very fast walker in the US, so it sounds like I’d be at home. :)