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This is good.

This is horrifying. The mother is also a victim here. The infant won't remember this, but she will have to cope with those memories for the rest of her life. Prosecuting her is beyond wrong. So is blasting her name everywhere. I can't even begin to imagine how awful she feels.

Why in the hell is the other victim of sexual assault being named and shamed? He coerced her, does everyone think she should have just refused, been killed, had her infant taken possibly sold to suffer even more at the hands of this monster or could they maybe think she cooperated to have a chance in hell of getting

Why the hell was this woman charged and why are her name and picture in the media? She is the alleged victim of a sexual assault.

You are out of your element, UK

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Didn't work. Still remember the last 20 years of Will Smith's career.

This is dumb. These people are dumb.

Ageism my ass. I was a young person once and if present (old) me met past (young) me, present me would slap some goddamned sense into past me. It comes with the territory.

I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE SJWS COMPLAINING ABOUT TIN MACHINE

Tom Petty seems more chill than cool. 

Grace Jones was the first name that popped into my head.

Seriously? This is a question?

I’m sadly not amazed that a small town in GA is racist. I am amazed that a 1500-person town has a mayor AND a city administrator and gets out-of-state applicants for that job. I’m pretty sure my neighborhood has more people that that.  

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The Rolling Stones were not the only act to successfully use a children’s choir in a rock hit. Pat Benatar did so as well.

Everyone who’s outraged by this article, I hope you enjoyed the Five Guys burger you ate the other night.

Animal cruelty is not something I want to minimize, but we eat so much meat raised and slaughtered under terrible conditions here in the US. Why are horses the exalted exceptional class? Because they are handsome? Because they are “athletes”?

Here’s the pun for those that need it: get off your high horses.

Most of the

jfc apparently no one knows how to adjust the settings on their phones.

This is why I don’t text my grandpa.