“A Pardon, if possible (IE Fed not State crimes), requires admission of guilt.”

That’s a fast 12 miles in rush hour traffic. I’m 80 minutes in the mornings and 90 minutes in the evening. I drive 10 miles. 

Not when you are the only possible recipient of his punishment money and there isn’t a criminal case.

I literally spit coffee on my screen. 

That makes a lot more sense, but still funny because all I could think of when he ripped off his shirt was this:

Why is that guy wearing a sports bra? That’s my biggest take away. Dress however you want, but I just don’t get it. 

+ 1 rhythmic snapping

I’m confused. Most systems let you just take the number of standard deductions you want. Why would you need to update it even if the amount of the deduction doubled?

You lift at the same gym as Rick Flair?

“Note for all of you unfamiliar, the dispute unfolded in both of Canada’s official languages, français/joual and English.”

This is the kind of conversation you have about not fully extending. You don’t kick a weight out of someone’s hand. 

When the steroids make you confrontational, but the soy protein makes you weepy. - How I assume the deadlift cop arrived at his emotional state. 

To be fair, the oral advice was “Put out any lit cigarettes you may be smoking and start giving more fucks”. 

“nobody is posing for selfies at Dachau.”

Are we sure he isn’t just John McAfee in disguise?

I lived in Dublin for a year. The kegs all taste the same. The cans in the US are little off, but that is a function of the canning, I think. 

Isn’t part of the shtick that it is brewed in Ireland?

“It’s fair to say that Iron Fist began as a show about a privileged white kung fu master going on a lifeless hero’s journey and beating up a bunch of nondescript people of color conveniently typecast as ninjas and monks along the way.”

Space was militarized as soon as China illustrated they could take down one of their own satellites kinetically. That doesn’t even delve into the hacking and counter hacking of satellites. Space Force will likely not go into space in any meaningful way (at least not soon). It will be the nerds from AF and the Navy…

This. I’ve time traveled home in an uber many of times. I’ve never got in the wrong car.