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I’d assume that means checking credentials and not the person whose job it is to physically restrain people.

I didn’t want type the full phrase on my work computer.

No idea. I am not being serious.

No idea. I am not being serious.

So I used to work at the library in college. One of my jobs was kicking out people who watched porn or started JOing. It was primarily homeless people. The one day, there was a super animated homeless guy (not JOing, just really animated). We assumed he was watching porn. As it turned out, the dude had been on hour

Better that they kill themselves in solitary than murder babies.

“blowing things up and shooting a bunch of bad guys in the head may seem cool, it’s actually not.”

This confirms my thought that seaworld was correct to put them in tanks.

This. If he wasn’t such a scumbag, he would just be a dogged police officer trying to enforce the law. Which wouldn’t make it clear he is a bad guy.

Wasn’t that a plot point to illustrate what a scumbag the guy was?

Tinder like every other person.

They should have been for sex trafficking on principle? What are you on about?

On the plus side, if this loses value like most American luxury cars, you’ll be able to trade your Fit for one of these in 8 years.

Not ones who aren’t legally in the country. The whole point is that if you are legal, you can give them your social and they have access to your information.

Is Canuck a pejorative?

Go back to a simpler time where Cleveland was rightfully the butt of all jokes?

It makes me want to build a barn just to fill with neat stuff.

Yeah, it is a bummer, but most people don’t buy shoes that are nice enough to fix anymore (it will run you $200+ to buy a shoe worthy of resoling and $400+ to buy a shoe worthy of truly recrafting). As for blade sharpening, the people interested enough to have it done seem to do it themselves. The people who should do

No. He didn’t get elected. He has to run in the regular election now. This means he holds no office, but is in the race. Assuming you meet the residency requirements, you could win an unopposed primary in literally dozens of districts across the US, because in many places, nobody runs in the primary because the place

Whether or not a joke is funny is fairly irrelevant to the point of whether or not it was meant as a joke.