When someone wears one of my headlines on an airplane and gets kicked off for the words "grotesque anal sex trend" or "wish feet had vaginas for banging?" emblazoned on their chest, I will absolutely refer to it as vulgar. I know what I'm about, son.

If you're going to be pedantic, then you should know the sun isn't staying still, either. :/

And to think I expected anything other than rudeness from someone with Kayne in their username. Chill out.

Sorry, but this is gross. I've read all these other stories and yours is the only one where the cheater seems to have had reason to fear she might be in actual danger. All you guys ganging up on her and not letting her leave the table was gross. Dump her, yell at her, confront her, whatever, but when someone wants to…

And kindly go fuck yourself right back. I'm glad we could have this enlightening discussion, I am ever more convinced of your point by your knee-jerk insecurity.

It's her responsibility to get the help she needs. Not that of the guy she has been abusing. You probably wouldn't tell an abused woman that she needs to make sure her husband gets mental help before leaving him. Switching the genders doesn't change anything else. It's safer for him to be away from her. He can…

I'm in love with Kevin's big dumb ears and nice ass. I would cut Patrick in a heartbeat to get a piece of that!

You should tell this story more. Maybe this should follow the epic "Eldritch-gets-punched-in-the-face-in-college" story.

Honestly? You sound fucking insane.

Okay, I suppose. This isn't the hill I'm going to die on, but I feel like you're trying to twist Tocqueville into your mindset. While what you're describing may very well be true, it doesn't really address any of his specific points. Also, differentiating mindsets and culture is sorta an arbitrary distinction.

I got that idea from Tocqueville's "Democracy in America," one of the first works in which America is refered to as exceptional.

To be more specific, asshole teenagers (and assholes in general) are still assholes. This wouldn't have occurred to me at the age of 8, 12, 15, 19, etc. Shitty people are just shitty, and no amount of PC "everyone is inherently good" justification can fix that.

What privilege glib. I worked my ass off for my English major. Read every novel, play, book, poem, analysis that I needed to in order to participate in what I thought was a proper education. The lie that us poor folks were told, how we couldn't keep up. Just to go to class with a bunch of lazy assholes who could…

Who the fuck are you to decide where and how this person gets to spend their "welfare money"? Do you even know why he was on assistance? Like maybe he is a vet or disabled or mentally ill - none of which is any of your self-righteous, dim-witted, shit for brains business.

no. you get a set amount of dollars to do with as you please. if he wants to use his food budget on pizza, so be it. just because he is in need of assistance doesn't mean you get to dictate what he gets to use the welfare money on.

The upside is that, if anyone has ever deserved a shitty tip, it's you!

Those ungrateful Poors. Obviously wasting money they clearly don't deserve.

you may be dutch but your post also says you're an asshole. a big fat dutch asshole.

I'm really glad you've found a way to feel superior.

I don't know how to flirt, but I did manage to spend much of my 20s-30s getting men I had no interest in to fall all over me. I was great at it.