Ever stop to think that maybe these trans and lgbtq people should stop imposing their diseased lifestyle on good people and fuck right off?

Oh good, you’ve alerted all of us of your male privilege. Now GTFO ass hole.

Oh good, memes from a misogynistic ass hole on Jezebel

Maybe you should STFU

Awww, straight white male got scared because he couldn’t control a woman’s free agency.

Andy Samberg is a shit stain on humanity.

There is nothing healthy about masculinity!

So it seems the story is that back in the day there was an episode where DJ wouldn’t kiss a black girl, and now he’s married to and has a kid with that same girl. Roseanne gave away that spoiler on Jimmy Kimmel I think.

Withdrew much more than that last couple of years on my father’s medical expenses. Alzheimer’s can wreck the whole program.

Look at me!!! I’m virtue signaling to derail the conversation because a discussion is happening that isn’t about me.

Narcissism is believing you know as much as God as to when the Rapture is going to happen.

You’re the reason we can’t have nice things.

My parents just told me I was too stupid and irresponsible to ever drive so I never learned. Blaming God and the rapture is an easier way out I guess.

Yay, now we can rest easier knowing you’re better than everyone else because that “I went to the University of Chicago” signal is shining brighter than the sun.

Yes!!! This should be made clear because I was all excited for some new info on the up coming US Celebrity Big Brother.

New Jersey has rigged it that it’s not a criminal offense, so not entitled to court appointed attorney. But since the penalty can involve jail time judge won’t hear your case without an attorney for fear of further appeal BS. And if you don’t get a lawyer because you can’t afford one you get a contempt charge added on…

Except that’s not how it works. Judges here are required to refuse a guilty plea, and you must go through the trial process regardless. I’m not sure of the legal reasoning that allows this other than keeping our lawyer friends employed, but been counseling alcoholics through this process almost 18 years now and is…

Except that’s not how it works. Judges here are required to refuse a guilty plea, and you must go through the trial process regardless. I’m not sure of the legal reasoning that allows this other than keeping our lawyer friends employed, but been counseling alcoholics through this process almost 18 years now and is…

Why does this sound exactly like that Mad Men episode when Peggy Olsen has to work with that gross turd of a human and he says he needs to be naked to be creative. AND Peggy ends up with said guy in the final episode.

That was spectacular, but definitely made me all the more secure in my misandry.