Use said giant jar for cooking!

I used to use grapeseed oil for my moisturizer too, until I switched to argan oil. Grapeseed oil is great though - it’s a really nice, light oil.

Yeah, I can’t leave coconut oil on my face but I’ll use it to remove my makeup. Also, it’s great for hair! And apparently in coffee. That sounds delicious.

Yes! I wish I could edit my post to mention that. I can’t use coconut oil as a moisturizer because I will get massive zits. I can, however, use it to remove makeup with ridiculous ease. It’s also really good for your hair!

generally any kind of oil is a no-no for condoms. Water-based lubes only!

Me too because coconut oil is the best. I literally have a jar of coconut oil for skincare/haircare in the bathroom, a jar in the kitchen for cooking, and a jar in the bedroom for butt stuff.

Hmm, let’s see...

Lazer makes me think of “lazer cats” so I approve. PEW PEW PEW.

I absolutely meant asshole as a positive.

I definitely meant it as a positive. I fucking love cat assholery.

Cats are such assholes.

Yes, you lazy fuck.

Any coffee shop run by shelter dogs is a coffee shop I want to be at. I don’t even care how bad they are at making espresso. Let me pet you, barista puppy!

This is why twelve year old boys shouldn’t have unsupervised Internet access.

Hm...you asked someone with sandwich in their name to make you a sandwich, threw a hissy fit when no one threw their wet panties at you in awe of your brilliant wit, and I’m the one who’s too stupid?

Damn bro, so hostile. Calm thyself.

From the post:

Yeah, the weight difference between me and my boyfriend is less than 20 lbs. And yet, no one is being crushed by extreme pressure! I also don’t have sex by crushing his throat with my thighs, but whatevs.