Seriously. Googling shit is so much better than actually engaging with and talking to other human beings.

i keep smashing this story together in my mind with yesterday’s story of the muslim woman who faked the story about the trump taunts and hijab removal.

The real problem is that we allow girls to go to school at all! With their boobs and legs and various holes that could be penetrated....it’s a recipe for disaster.

Well, personally, I know that when I see a child with a cookie, I’m unable to control myself because hunger is a natural human urge and cookies are delicious.

I’m pretty sure dudes are gonna get ideas no matter how long/short girls skirts are. I refuse to be held responsible for other people’s thoughts, I don’t always like being responsible for my own. I most definitely will not accept responsibility for anyone else’s actions .

Why does this keep happening!

Live in the moment, BabyJane

That was such a feel-good story. Until it wasn’t.

countertaek: Rudy is a story about if a white guy whines enough about how he really, really wants to do something a bunch of black guys are more qualified to do, other white guys will give him the job.

I see you’ve taken over Burneko’s Take role today, eh?

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

*googles ‘how to report a hate crime’*

This is a very gentle, amusing hoax that hurt no one and I congratulate them both.

Man, and I even expressed my support for JL and wished him happiness. Fuck you, JL. Unhappiness for you!

I recently read that under sedation we’re all flexible, that it’s the pain that causes us to stop before our limits. Next time I have surgery I want the anesthesiologist to bring me out just enough that I could, for once in my life, do a split.

“She was incredibly clumsy and I was hoping that gymnastics would help with it.”

As a historian I approve this clearing of the record.

We shouldn’t compare men to dogs; dogs listen, men don’t.