Hey, you don’t know his life. Maybe he’s really, really, really fragile. Imagine the struggle to breathe when he tries to have sex with a 136 lb woman! Oh man, I’m feeling claustrophobic just thinking about it.

I mean, I think her asking why people don’t find fat people desirable is an important query, because our preferences and ideals are shaped by culture and that is absolutely important to examine. Hell, you can write an entire article on just that and it would be a hell of a lot better than this whole “hey, I find fat…

This article is absolutely ridiculous.

Um, I love the fuck out of these shoes. Everything else is terrible. I’m not sure whether to laugh or sob.

NYTimes?

I remember reading about this. Apparently she didn’t really smell awful by the end of the experiment but she was happy to hop back in the shower once it was over.

That’s heartbreaking. I’m sorry for your neighbor.

I fucking hate people. Was the dog okay or did he die?

My dad and his wife got matching tattoos when they were in Hawaii on their honeymoon. At the time, my dad was 49 and his wife was 51. My dad loved the experience and wants more tattoos, if that helps you.

I love all of this.

Eyebrow threading and Brazilian waxes. The eyebrows hurt like a motherfucker but they are a necessity. The Brazilian I could care less about, but I keep going because the girl who does it is super nice and I can’t find it in my heart to say no when she says “so, see you in another six weeks?” I am weak.

I love mine! But yes they are messy. I definitely think it's worth the mess though.

I am stupidly in love with that Smart Ash stuff from the Vegan Cuts box. I ended up splurging on the 30.00 jar. My teeth feel extra clean when I use it, and I don’t really mind the black spots on my sink. Plus my boyfriend and I like to pretend we’re zombies before we rinse the ash away.

“Actually, it’s Alyssa.”

My ex-husband’s 10 lb cat put his brother in the hospital. That was years ago and to this day, the guy and that cat fucking hate each other. If she was any bigger I’m sure she would’ve killed him by now.

We have a place like that where I live too: it’s another hole-in-the-wall place (actually more like a trailer) where a single pancake is bigger than your head. My friend and I couldn’t even finish the one we split together.

Bless the people who stood up when she fell, but continued to keep filming. Good job, jerks.

I have multiple pitties! My girl Rocket is an amstaff/basejni mix. Her sister Kira is a baby APBT. They’re both very sweet, though Kira is a little bitey because she’s still a baby. I can’t tell you how many times people have gotten aggressive with me when I’ve walked Rocket, who is the sweetest dog and has never…

Oh my god, that is awful. I’m so sorry that you both had to go through that.

Thanks. He really was worth it - such a sweet, loving dog (to the people he knew). What’s funny is that the house I currently live in was modified (double doors in the kitchen) so that he could be on one side of the house when we had company over on the other side. We went through a LOT to make sure that dog was both…