Seconding the muzzle. I also had an aggressive dog, but he was aggressive to both people and dogs that he didn’t know, kind of similar to Cheddar. This meant that when we walked him he not only wore a muzzle, but also wore a prong collar. When we had people over that the dog didn’t know, he was kept in another part of…

There was a guy I went to high school with who had the biggest fucking blackheads on his nose. Huge. And he just left them there. I used to fantasize about holding him down and extracting all of the blackheads out of his nose because him just leaving them there drove me crazy.

I’m with you. I just want to fucking cry. This outcome for a fucking traffic stop is such bullshit.

Yup, that was the guy. Holy shit, I didn’t realize he had set himself on fire. I mean, that is taking a tantrum and upping it several thousand notches.

I read the transcript and I don’t know whether to cry or throw up. This is fucking disgusting. This is an absolute abuse of power.

The picture is of him and several other men standing at a rally outside our state capitol and excoriating family court judges for ignoring the rights of fathers. I figure that that particular interest group might want to find a better spokesperson.

Excellent reference, Chrono.

I love everything about this outfit. This is magical.

THIS. I don’t really give a shit if someone feels bad for ghosting on someone. They should fucking feel bad - ghosting on someone is a shitty, spineless thing to do.

Well obviously.

Honestly, you’re the bemusing one here, not me. I’m looking over what I wrote and I just don’t see any comment where I said that it was okay to shame her for her looks. I did argue that the focus on her looks was due to the fact that she was dressing a certain way to lie about having African American heritage, which…

Suggesting that you are being intentionally obtuse is not a personal attack. I also suggested that you are not stupid, which you have decided is a personal attack as well. So I recant my previous statement since I gave you far too much credit.

You are being intentionally obtuse. I doubt you are so stupid as to purposefully misunderstand the implications of a woman pretending to be black calling her permed hair “natural.” Natural hair means something very different in black culture than it does in general American society.

She referred to her permed hair as “natural,” which falls under lies as well.

So what do we make of her faking hate crimes against herself? Is that just her “identifying” as black as well?

The problem is that the majority of her lies involved keeping up the deception that she is black when she is not. She didn’t just do her hair that way just because she liked it - she was trying to pass in a community that she does not belong to. Her whole appearance was set up as part of her deception, and that’s why…

Oh. My. God. That is an awful story.

My dad sang “You Shook Me All Night Long” at his wedding reception a few months ago. He fucking killed it as well. Easily the best part of the wedding.

My boyfriend made me stay on the phone with him when he had to put a suppository in. We’re both normally very private about our bodily functions, so this is kind of how the conversation went.

I do agree with you. I absolutely understand her frustration - why is a simple neck tattoo more tacky than a bear on drugs? But her approach of shaming the artist was not the right way to go about venting that frustration, especially when a no necks policy is really common.